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1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine

Why didn’t Dracula have any friends?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com

Short Answer: Because he was a real "pain in the neck"! 🧛‍♂️😄

Explanation: Dracula, being a vampire, has a reputation for biting people on the neck and sucking their blood. This play on words suggests that he was a literal "pain in the neck," which made it difficult for him to make friends. The humorous tone and vampire emoji add a lighthearted touch to the explanation.

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👥 Lydia Wanyama Guest Mar 18, 2015

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

👥 Wande Guest Mar 5, 2015

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

👥 Victor Malima Guest Feb 28, 2015

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

👥 Khalifa Guest Feb 16, 2015

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

👥 Francis Mrope Guest Feb 6, 2015

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

👥 Peter Tibaijuka Guest Feb 3, 2015

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

👥 Ali Guest Jan 24, 2015

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

👥 Edith Cherotich Guest Jan 18, 2015

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

👥 Mwanaidi Guest Jan 17, 2015

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

👥 Charles Mboje Guest Jan 7, 2015

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

👥 Faith Kariuki Guest Jan 5, 2015

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

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