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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Nov 1, 2023
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Oct 22, 2023
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Oct 16, 2023
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Mariam
Guest
Oct 9, 2023
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Amina
Guest
Sep 30, 2023
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Shamsa
Guest
Sep 11, 2023
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Bakari
Guest
Sep 10, 2023
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Jamila
Guest
Sep 9, 2023
😄 Too good!
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Ramadhan
Guest
Sep 6, 2023
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Makame
Guest
Sep 2, 2023
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Aug 24, 2023
😂 Gotta save this!
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Aug 24, 2023
😄 Perfect joke!
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Aug 18, 2023
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Halima
Guest
Aug 17, 2023
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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John Lissu
Guest
Aug 10, 2023
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Rehema
Guest
Aug 8, 2023
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Frank Macha
Guest
Aug 1, 2023
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Kassim
Guest
Jul 30, 2023
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jul 26, 2023
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jul 22, 2023
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Rahim
Guest
Jul 13, 2023
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Issack
Guest
Jul 6, 2023
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Abubakari
Guest
Jul 4, 2023
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Kassim
Guest
Jun 19, 2023
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
May 29, 2023
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Ahmed
Guest
May 28, 2023
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Rahma
Guest
May 20, 2023
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Zainab
Guest
May 14, 2023
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Yusuf
Guest
May 5, 2023
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Nashon
Guest
Apr 28, 2023
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Fatuma
Guest
Apr 11, 2023
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Apr 8, 2023
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Mar 29, 2023
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Mar 27, 2023
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Mar 24, 2023
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Mar 19, 2023
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Mar 8, 2023
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Feb 22, 2023
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Biashara
Guest
Feb 21, 2023
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Tambwe
Guest
Feb 15, 2023
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Feb 12, 2023
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Farida
Guest
Feb 9, 2023
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Mjaka
Guest
Feb 8, 2023
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Kheri
Guest
Feb 3, 2023
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Jan 27, 2023
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jan 26, 2023
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Maulid
Guest
Jan 24, 2023
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jan 21, 2023
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jan 19, 2023
😁 This just made my day!
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Jan 18, 2023
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Khatib
Guest
Jan 18, 2023
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Sumaya
Guest
Jan 12, 2023
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jan 6, 2023
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Dec 30, 2022
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Kiza
Guest
Dec 16, 2022
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Husna
Guest
Nov 27, 2022
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Furaha
Guest
Nov 26, 2022
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Nov 19, 2022
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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John Mushi
Guest
Nov 17, 2022
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
