A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Jabir
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Sep 16, 2023
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Miriam Mchome
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Aug 29, 2023
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Mustafa
Guest
Aug 23, 2023
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Lydia Mzindakaya
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Aug 14, 2023
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Aug 11, 2023
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Mary Sokoine
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Aug 6, 2023
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Agnes Njeri
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Jul 22, 2023
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Nahida
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Jul 22, 2023
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Ann Wambui
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Jul 14, 2023
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jul 9, 2023
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Rose Waithera
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Jun 29, 2023
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Kiza
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Jun 20, 2023
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Jane Muthoni
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Jun 15, 2023
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Yusra
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May 31, 2023
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Joyce Aoko
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May 29, 2023
😄 Too good!
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
May 29, 2023
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Victor Kamau
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May 24, 2023
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Patrick Kidata
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May 19, 2023
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
May 8, 2023
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Apr 27, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Apr 16, 2023
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Apr 2, 2023
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Shukuru
Guest
Apr 1, 2023
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Sekela
Guest
Apr 1, 2023
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Mar 27, 2023
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Mar 24, 2023
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Mar 14, 2023
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Feb 28, 2023
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Feb 21, 2023
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Feb 18, 2023
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Feb 17, 2023
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Mwagonda
Guest
Feb 14, 2023
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Shabani
Guest
Feb 8, 2023
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Feb 6, 2023
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jan 27, 2023
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jan 22, 2023
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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John Kamande
Guest
Jan 20, 2023
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jan 16, 2023
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Janet Mbithe
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Jan 14, 2023
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Shani
Guest
Jan 10, 2023
😂 I’m dying!
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jan 2, 2023
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Fadhili
Guest
Dec 28, 2022
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Shabani
Guest
Dec 21, 2022
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Dec 19, 2022
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Dec 16, 2022
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Dec 10, 2022
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Juma
Guest
Dec 10, 2022
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Khatib
Guest
Dec 9, 2022
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Mwanais
Guest
Dec 9, 2022
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Dec 6, 2022
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Rehema
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Nov 26, 2022
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Nov 25, 2022
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Nov 23, 2022
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Lydia Mahiga
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Nov 15, 2022
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Chiku
Guest
Nov 14, 2022
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Fadhila
Guest
Nov 10, 2022
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Nov 5, 2022
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Oct 30, 2022
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Oct 29, 2022
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
