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Richard Mulwa
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Sep 1, 2023
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
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Chris Okello
Guest
Aug 24, 2023
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Aug 19, 2023
Why donโt eggs tell jokes? Theyโd crack each other up! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Aug 18, 2023
๐ This one really got me!
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Aug 17, 2023
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Aug 16, 2023
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
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George Ndungu
Guest
Aug 5, 2023
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Aug 2, 2023
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐ฆ๐ฅ
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Aug 1, 2023
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Jul 22, 2023
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฃ
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jul 18, 2023
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jul 8, 2023
๐ Best laugh of the day!
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Anna Malela
Guest
Jun 29, 2023
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
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Hawa
Guest
Jun 27, 2023
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
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Jafari
Guest
Jun 26, 2023
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
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Jaffar
Guest
Jun 24, 2023
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jun 3, 2023
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
May 27, 2023
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
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Mwanajuma
Guest
May 25, 2023
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
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Fatuma
Guest
May 19, 2023
๐ This is a keeper!
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
May 19, 2023
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
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Amir
Guest
May 18, 2023
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
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Khadija
Guest
May 14, 2023
๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
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Farida
Guest
May 12, 2023
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
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Zakaria
Guest
Apr 28, 2023
๐ Iโm dying!
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Apr 19, 2023
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. ๐ฒ๐
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Shamsa
Guest
Apr 18, 2023
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Apr 17, 2023
๐ Rolling on the floor!
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Ndoto
Guest
Apr 15, 2023
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Apr 14, 2023
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Apr 9, 2023
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Apr 2, 2023
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Mar 29, 2023
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Mar 11, 2023
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
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Kassim
Guest
Mar 9, 2023
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
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Kahina
Guest
Mar 5, 2023
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Feb 26, 2023
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Feb 22, 2023
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Feb 8, 2023
Why donโt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐๏ธโ๏ธ
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jan 16, 2023
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jan 15, 2023
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jan 15, 2023
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jan 12, 2023
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jan 9, 2023
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jan 3, 2023
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค
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Zubeida
Guest
Dec 31, 2022
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 31, 2022
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Dec 24, 2022
Why donโt some fish play piano? Because you canโt tuna fish! ๐๐น
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Shamsa
Guest
Dec 23, 2022
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Dec 12, 2022
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ด
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Dec 8, 2022
I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐
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Jamila
Guest
Nov 29, 2022
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
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John Malisa
Guest
Nov 29, 2022
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Nov 26, 2022
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
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Irene Makena
Guest
Nov 26, 2022
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
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Furaha
Guest
Nov 9, 2022
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Nov 7, 2022
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐ง๐ฅ
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Nov 6, 2022
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐
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John Lissu
Guest
Nov 4, 2022
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Nov 4, 2022
Whatโs a vampireโs favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐