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Frank Sokoine
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Dec 16, 2023
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
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Joseph Kawawa
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Dec 8, 2023
๐ I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Jacob Kiplangat
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Dec 7, 2023
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Alice Mwikali
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Dec 5, 2023
๐ Saving this one!
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Joy Wacera
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Dec 4, 2023
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
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Sultan
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Nov 26, 2023
Whatโs a skeletonโs least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐๐๏ธ
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Mwachumu
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Nov 26, 2023
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
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Mary Kendi
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Nov 13, 2023
Why donโt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐ฆ๐ค
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Fatuma
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Oct 26, 2023
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Oct 7, 2023
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. ๐ฆ๐ธ
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John Mwangi
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Oct 6, 2023
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Oct 3, 2023
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
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Amani
Guest
Oct 3, 2023
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Oct 1, 2023
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
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Zulekha
Guest
Oct 1, 2023
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
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Khadija
Guest
Sep 25, 2023
๐ You totally won the internet today!
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Sep 24, 2023
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐ช๐
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Kijakazi
Guest
Aug 25, 2023
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ
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Kiza
Guest
Aug 3, 2023
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
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Rahim
Guest
Jul 30, 2023
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jul 29, 2023
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐ฆ๐ด
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Jackson Makori
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Jul 20, 2023
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jul 20, 2023
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. ๐ฒ๐
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jul 18, 2023
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jul 17, 2023
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
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Mjaka
Guest
Jul 12, 2023
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jul 11, 2023
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jul 11, 2023
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
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Mchuma
Guest
Jul 10, 2023
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
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Omar
Guest
Jul 6, 2023
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jun 27, 2023
This joke deserves an award! ๐
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Issack
Guest
Jun 26, 2023
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jun 24, 2023
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jun 14, 2023
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jun 11, 2023
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
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Mustafa
Guest
Jun 5, 2023
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! ๐ก๐
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jun 5, 2023
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
May 27, 2023
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
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Sharifa
Guest
May 26, 2023
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
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Ndoto
Guest
May 25, 2023
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
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Jamila
Guest
May 15, 2023
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโt like bills! ๐ฆ๐ต
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John Lissu
Guest
May 8, 2023
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Apr 27, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Apr 19, 2023
Iโm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐๏ธ๐
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Habiba
Guest
Apr 5, 2023
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐ต
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Janet Mbithe
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Mar 15, 2023
Why donโt elephants use computers? Theyโre afraid of the mouse! ๐๐ฑ๏ธ
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Mar 8, 2023
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
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Betty Akinyi
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Feb 1, 2023
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
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Hekima
Guest
Jan 31, 2023
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
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Rubea
Guest
Jan 18, 2023
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iโm talking to myself non-stop. ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ญ
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Latifa
Guest
Jan 16, 2023
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค
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Safiya
Guest
Jan 13, 2023
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jan 6, 2023
๐ Totally hilarious!
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Dec 26, 2022
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Dec 24, 2022
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คง
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Dec 22, 2022
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Dec 19, 2022
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐๐
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Yusra
Guest
Dec 14, 2022
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
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Mtumwa
Guest
Dec 13, 2022
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Dec 12, 2022
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
