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Mwanaisha
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Jan 13, 2024
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
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Agnes Sumaye
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Jan 13, 2024
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
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Hassan
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Jan 11, 2024
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Mary Njeri
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Dec 30, 2023
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Stephen Mushi
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Dec 21, 2023
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
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Nora Lowassa
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Dec 13, 2023
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iโm talking to myself non-stop. ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ญ
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Andrew Odhiambo
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Dec 10, 2023
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโt tried chocolate. ๐ซ๐
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Nancy Komba
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Dec 9, 2023
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
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Violet Mumo
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Dec 6, 2023
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
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Abdillah
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Dec 4, 2023
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Stephen Kangethe
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Nov 27, 2023
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
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Andrew Mchome
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Nov 24, 2023
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
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Alex Nakitare
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Nov 12, 2023
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
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Miriam Mchome
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Nov 7, 2023
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
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Anna Mchome
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Oct 31, 2023
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
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Mary Sokoine
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Oct 24, 2023
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
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Muslima
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Oct 19, 2023
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
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Joseph Njoroge
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Oct 16, 2023
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐๐ป
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Mchawi
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Oct 4, 2023
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
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Rose Kiwanga
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Oct 4, 2023
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
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Masika
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Sep 30, 2023
๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
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Rahim
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Sep 28, 2023
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโt like bills! ๐ฆ๐ต
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Warda
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Sep 21, 2023
Whatโs a vampireโs favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Baraka
Guest
Sep 18, 2023
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
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Kassim
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Sep 17, 2023
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Sep 15, 2023
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Patrick Akech
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Sep 9, 2023
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Sep 7, 2023
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Sep 6, 2023
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
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Lydia Mutheu
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Sep 2, 2023
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
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Asha
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Aug 26, 2023
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
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James Malima
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Aug 21, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Francis Mtangi
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Aug 11, 2023
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
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Mazrui
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Jul 28, 2023
I thought growing old would take longer. ๐๐ต
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Asha
Guest
Jul 26, 2023
๐ Rolling on the floor!
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Josephine Nekesa
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Jul 24, 2023
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Jul 8, 2023
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
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Habiba
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Jun 28, 2023
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
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Francis Mtangi
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Jun 21, 2023
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
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Christopher Oloo
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Jun 14, 2023
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
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David Nyerere
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Jun 10, 2023
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
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Yahya
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Jun 4, 2023
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jun 3, 2023
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
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Stephen Amollo
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May 31, 2023
I could give up chocolate, but Iโm not a quitter. ๐ซ๐ช
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Mary Njeri
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May 29, 2023
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ
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Yahya
Guest
May 21, 2023
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
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Moses Kipkemboi
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May 17, 2023
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
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Edward Chepkoech
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May 16, 2023
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
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Patrick Mutua
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May 11, 2023
๐ Bookmarking this!
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Mchawi
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May 10, 2023
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐ก๐งผ
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Benjamin Masanja
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May 7, 2023
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ
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Salima
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May 2, 2023
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐
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Alice Wanjiru
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Apr 29, 2023
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. ๐ฆ๐ธ
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Apr 29, 2023
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
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Mwajabu
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Apr 21, 2023
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
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Fadhila
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Apr 19, 2023
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
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Lydia Wanyama
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Apr 15, 2023
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
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Sultan
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Apr 6, 2023
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
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Shabani
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Apr 3, 2023
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Elijah Mutua
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Mar 29, 2023
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
