The turkey, because it knows how to make everyone go "gobble, gobble"! ๐ฆ๐
Explanation: This funny answer plays on the double meaning of "smells" as both a pleasant aroma and a clever play on words. By suggesting that the turkey smells the best, it adds a humorous twist since turkeys are typically the star of the Thanksgiving feast. The use of the turkey emoji and the phrase "gobble, gobble" further emphasizes the cheerful and lighthearted tone.
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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
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Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
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If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
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I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iโm talking to myself non-stop. ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ญ
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Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
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You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
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Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
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Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
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๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
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What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐๐ป
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๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
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๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
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The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
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I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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๐ Rolling on the floor!
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Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
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What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
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๐ Canโt wait to share this!
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Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
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I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
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Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
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I could give up chocolate, but Iโm not a quitter. ๐ซ๐ช
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I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ
Yahya (Guest) on May 21, 2023
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
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This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
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If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
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I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐ก๐งผ
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I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ
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Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
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Sultan (Guest) on April 6, 2023
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
Shabani (Guest) on April 3, 2023
๐ Iโm still laughing!
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on March 29, 2023
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐