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Jane Muthui
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Nov 20, 2023
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Nov 19, 2023
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Nov 16, 2023
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Oct 29, 2023
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Oct 22, 2023
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Oct 22, 2023
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Oct 5, 2023
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Rehema
Guest
Oct 4, 2023
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Shamsa
Guest
Sep 15, 2023
😂 I’m dying!
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Sep 10, 2023
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Yahya
Guest
Aug 18, 2023
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Zakaria
Guest
Aug 12, 2023
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Issa
Guest
Aug 11, 2023
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Halima
Guest
Aug 7, 2023
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jul 28, 2023
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jul 18, 2023
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Masika
Guest
Jul 8, 2023
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Mwanais
Guest
Jul 6, 2023
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Amina
Guest
Jul 4, 2023
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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George Tenga
Guest
Jul 2, 2023
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jun 21, 2023
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Mohamed
Guest
Jun 18, 2023
Thanks Ackyshine
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Mashaka
Guest
Jun 18, 2023
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jun 16, 2023
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Zainab
Guest
Jun 12, 2023
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Nahida
Guest
Jun 1, 2023
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Sharifa
Guest
May 30, 2023
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
May 30, 2023
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
May 30, 2023
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
May 26, 2023
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
May 25, 2023
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Warda
Guest
May 16, 2023
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
May 16, 2023
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Irene Makena
Guest
May 15, 2023
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
May 11, 2023
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Yusuf
Guest
Apr 28, 2023
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Apr 26, 2023
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Apr 25, 2023
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Apr 17, 2023
😆 This one really got me!
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Apr 12, 2023
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Apr 6, 2023
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Rukia
Guest
Mar 25, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Mohamed
Guest
Mar 22, 2023
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Mar 14, 2023
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Mgeni
Guest
Mar 11, 2023
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Mar 1, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Mohamed
Guest
Feb 25, 2023
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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David Sokoine
Guest
Feb 17, 2023
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Ndoto
Guest
Feb 6, 2023
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Rahim
Guest
Feb 5, 2023
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jan 27, 2023
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Jan 27, 2023
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jan 22, 2023
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Jan 17, 2023
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Dec 28, 2022
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Dec 16, 2022
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Dec 5, 2022
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Dec 2, 2022
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
