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Ruth Wanjiku
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Jun 26, 2023
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Salima
Guest
Jun 14, 2023
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jun 8, 2023
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
May 25, 2023
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
May 22, 2023
😆 This one really got me!
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
May 10, 2023
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Kazija
Guest
May 9, 2023
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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John Lissu
Guest
May 4, 2023
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Ann Awino
Guest
Apr 18, 2023
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Khamis
Guest
Apr 12, 2023
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Mar 29, 2023
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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John Mwangi
Guest
Mar 28, 2023
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Sofia
Guest
Mar 23, 2023
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Mar 17, 2023
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Jaffar
Guest
Mar 3, 2023
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Feb 26, 2023
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Kheri
Guest
Feb 22, 2023
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Maimuna
Guest
Feb 20, 2023
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Rehema
Guest
Feb 5, 2023
😅 I needed that laugh!
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David Kawawa
Guest
Feb 2, 2023
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Maida
Guest
Jan 28, 2023
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jan 25, 2023
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Nyota
Guest
Jan 25, 2023
Thanks Ackyshine
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jan 21, 2023
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Bahati
Guest
Jan 17, 2023
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Sharifa
Guest
Jan 12, 2023
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Hashim
Guest
Jan 11, 2023
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jan 6, 2023
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Mgeni
Guest
Jan 3, 2023
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Dec 31, 2022
😅 I needed that!
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Dec 23, 2022
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Arifa
Guest
Dec 22, 2022
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Dec 20, 2022
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Mwagonda
Guest
Nov 30, 2022
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Kazija
Guest
Nov 17, 2022
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Mgeni
Guest
Nov 10, 2022
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Mohamed
Guest
Nov 4, 2022
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Irene Makena
Guest
Oct 29, 2022
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Mwajabu
Guest
Oct 28, 2022
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Oct 15, 2022
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Oct 13, 2022
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Mwajuma
Guest
Oct 5, 2022
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Oct 4, 2022
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Tambwe
Guest
Sep 30, 2022
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Mazrui
Guest
Sep 20, 2022
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Salima
Guest
Sep 12, 2022
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Sep 5, 2022
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Maida
Guest
Sep 5, 2022
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Sep 5, 2022
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Victor Malima
Guest
Aug 21, 2022
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Amir
Guest
Aug 19, 2022
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Aug 15, 2022
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Aug 5, 2022
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Habiba
Guest
Aug 2, 2022
😂 So funny!
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jul 26, 2022
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jul 26, 2022
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Jul 20, 2022
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jul 14, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Sharifa
Guest
Jul 3, 2022
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Biashara
Guest
Jun 21, 2022
😁 Added to my favorites!
