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Who is Knocking?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Short Answer: It's probably a flock of tap-dancing penguins! 🐧🎢

Explanation: When someone asks "Who is knocking?", we can give a funny and imaginative response to bring a cheerful tone. By suggesting that a flock of tap-dancing penguins is responsible for the knocking, we paint a playful picture that brings a smile to the face. The idea of penguins tapping away at the door is silly and unexpected, adding a touch of creativity and humor to the situation. The penguin emoji reinforces the lightheartedness of the response.

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