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Michael Mboya
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Aug 27, 2023
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Nassar
Guest
Aug 16, 2023
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Aug 10, 2023
😁 This made my day!
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Nashon
Guest
Aug 5, 2023
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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John Lissu
Guest
Jul 30, 2023
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jul 28, 2023
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jul 9, 2023
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Mwalimu
Guest
Jun 24, 2023
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jun 16, 2023
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Rabia
Guest
Jun 14, 2023
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jun 6, 2023
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Irene Akoth
Guest
May 12, 2023
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Sarah Karani
Guest
May 4, 2023
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Aziza
Guest
Apr 23, 2023
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Apr 12, 2023
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Apr 11, 2023
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Ndoto
Guest
Apr 1, 2023
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Mar 30, 2023
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Kijakazi
Guest
Mar 14, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Fatuma
Guest
Mar 11, 2023
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Kheri
Guest
Mar 11, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Feb 26, 2023
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Feb 24, 2023
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Feb 22, 2023
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Feb 21, 2023
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Feb 17, 2023
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Bakari
Guest
Feb 14, 2023
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Feb 13, 2023
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Husna
Guest
Feb 10, 2023
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Feb 7, 2023
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Yusra
Guest
Feb 6, 2023
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Feb 2, 2023
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Maneno
Guest
Jan 28, 2023
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Amir
Guest
Jan 17, 2023
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Jan 9, 2023
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jan 5, 2023
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jan 4, 2023
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jan 3, 2023
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Zuhura
Guest
Jan 1, 2023
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Nashon
Guest
Dec 24, 2022
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Omari
Guest
Dec 13, 2022
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Halimah
Guest
Dec 2, 2022
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Bakari
Guest
Nov 28, 2022
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Nov 27, 2022
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Ann Awino
Guest
Nov 26, 2022
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Nov 18, 2022
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Nov 13, 2022
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Nov 5, 2022
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Nov 3, 2022
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Masika
Guest
Oct 29, 2022
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Mwanais
Guest
Oct 23, 2022
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Ibrahim
Guest
Oct 20, 2022
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Mariam
Guest
Oct 19, 2022
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Oct 17, 2022
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Oct 16, 2022
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Oct 7, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Nassar
Guest
Oct 7, 2022
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Oct 7, 2022
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Oct 6, 2022
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Shamsa
Guest
Oct 6, 2022
😄 You got me good!
