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David Ochieng
Guest
Nov 5, 2023
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Mustafa
Guest
Nov 2, 2023
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Oct 14, 2023
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Yusuf
Guest
Oct 8, 2023
😅 I’m still laughing!
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John Lissu
Guest
Oct 1, 2023
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Sep 24, 2023
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Rahim
Guest
Sep 23, 2023
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Sep 22, 2023
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Yusuf
Guest
Sep 19, 2023
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Sep 16, 2023
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Sep 11, 2023
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Sep 11, 2023
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Ramadhan
Guest
Sep 10, 2023
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Sep 8, 2023
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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John Malisa
Guest
Sep 6, 2023
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Aug 24, 2023
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Aug 18, 2023
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Aug 7, 2023
😂 Gotta save this!
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jul 30, 2023
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Juma
Guest
Jul 24, 2023
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jul 23, 2023
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jul 17, 2023
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jul 12, 2023
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Rashid
Guest
Jul 1, 2023
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Jun 21, 2023
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jun 8, 2023
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Arifa
Guest
May 30, 2023
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Mchawi
Guest
May 14, 2023
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
May 10, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Nasra
Guest
May 6, 2023
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Sofia
Guest
May 5, 2023
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Apr 29, 2023
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Apr 28, 2023
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Apr 21, 2023
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Apr 20, 2023
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Apr 13, 2023
😂 This is too funny!
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Mashaka
Guest
Apr 9, 2023
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Apr 4, 2023
😁 This made my day!
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Mar 31, 2023
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Hashim
Guest
Mar 24, 2023
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Omari
Guest
Mar 11, 2023
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Mar 8, 2023
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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David Chacha
Guest
Mar 1, 2023
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Shukuru
Guest
Feb 17, 2023
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Feb 13, 2023
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Feb 8, 2023
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Maida
Guest
Feb 6, 2023
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Feb 4, 2023
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Abdullah
Guest
Feb 4, 2023
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Yahya
Guest
Feb 3, 2023
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Tabu
Guest
Jan 27, 2023
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jan 26, 2023
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jan 24, 2023
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Dec 31, 2022
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Dec 30, 2022
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Dec 29, 2022
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Samuel Were
Guest
Dec 18, 2022
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Dec 9, 2022
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Tabu
Guest
Nov 30, 2022
😂 I’m dying!
