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Michael Mboya
Guest
Oct 4, 2023
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Sep 21, 2023
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Sep 20, 2023
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Sep 17, 2023
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Mwalimu
Guest
Sep 8, 2023
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Chris Okello
Guest
Sep 7, 2023
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Arifa
Guest
Sep 5, 2023
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Amani
Guest
Sep 1, 2023
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Aug 18, 2023
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Aug 14, 2023
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Fatuma
Guest
Aug 12, 2023
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Aug 11, 2023
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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John Lissu
Guest
Aug 2, 2023
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Halimah
Guest
Aug 2, 2023
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jul 29, 2023
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Rehema
Guest
Jul 27, 2023
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Kiza
Guest
Jul 25, 2023
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Issa
Guest
Jul 24, 2023
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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David Kawawa
Guest
Jul 16, 2023
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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David Kawawa
Guest
Jul 12, 2023
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jul 10, 2023
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Mchawi
Guest
Jul 9, 2023
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jul 6, 2023
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jun 28, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jun 25, 2023
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Maulid
Guest
Jun 15, 2023
🤣 Sending this now!
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Faiza
Guest
Jun 12, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jun 7, 2023
😆 That punchline!
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jun 5, 2023
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Jun 1, 2023
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
May 23, 2023
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Ibrahim
Guest
May 21, 2023
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
May 21, 2023
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Khamis
Guest
May 14, 2023
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
May 14, 2023
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Apr 29, 2023
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Hawa
Guest
Apr 29, 2023
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Nassar
Guest
Apr 16, 2023
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Apr 7, 2023
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Apr 3, 2023
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Mtumwa
Guest
Apr 3, 2023
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Sultan
Guest
Mar 21, 2023
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Mar 17, 2023
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Mar 2, 2023
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Mar 1, 2023
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Salma
Guest
Feb 25, 2023
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Feb 23, 2023
😂 This is too funny!
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Feb 14, 2023
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Feb 11, 2023
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Abubakar
Guest
Jan 27, 2023
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Shamim
Guest
Jan 16, 2023
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jan 12, 2023
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jan 9, 2023
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jan 7, 2023
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jan 5, 2023
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Shamsa
Guest
Dec 26, 2022
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Dec 15, 2022
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Khalifa
Guest
Dec 14, 2022
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Dec 14, 2022
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
