Short answer: Because it didn't want to be baked into a "smart cookie"! ๐ช๐
Explanation: This answer plays on the pun of the oven not wanting to become a "smart cookie" by going to college. It suggests that the oven is already "smart" in terms of its functionality, so it doesn't need to pursue higher education. The use of the cookie emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.
Michael Mboya (Guest) on October 4, 2023
Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on September 21, 2023
๐คฃ Sharing this right now!
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on September 20, 2023
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on September 17, 2023
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
Mwalimu (Guest) on September 8, 2023
I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐
Chris Okello (Guest) on September 7, 2023
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
Ali (Guest) on September 6, 2023
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Arifa (Guest) on September 5, 2023
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
Amani (Guest) on September 1, 2023
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on August 18, 2023
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on August 14, 2023
๐ That punchline was epic!
Fatuma (Guest) on August 12, 2023
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on August 11, 2023
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐ฑ๐ด
John Lissu (Guest) on August 2, 2023
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Halimah (Guest) on August 2, 2023
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on July 29, 2023
Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
Rehema (Guest) on July 27, 2023
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Kiza (Guest) on July 25, 2023
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
Issa (Guest) on July 24, 2023
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐
David Kawawa (Guest) on July 16, 2023
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
David Kawawa (Guest) on July 12, 2023
I canโt cook, but I can follow directionsโso if I fail, itโs the recipeโs fault. ๐ณ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on July 10, 2023
Whatโs a catโs favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐ฑ๐
Mchawi (Guest) on July 9, 2023
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on July 6, 2023
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
David Sokoine (Guest) on June 28, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐๐
James Kawawa (Guest) on June 25, 2023
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
Maulid (Guest) on June 15, 2023
๐คฃ Sending this now!
Faiza (Guest) on June 12, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
George Wanjala (Guest) on June 7, 2023
๐ That punchline!
Victor Kimario (Guest) on June 5, 2023
Why donโt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! โ๏ธ๐ค
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on June 1, 2023
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on May 23, 2023
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
Ibrahim (Guest) on May 21, 2023
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 21, 2023
๐ Rolling on the floor!
Khamis (Guest) on May 14, 2023
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on May 14, 2023
This just made my coffee break so much better! โ๐
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on April 29, 2023
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐คง๐
Hawa (Guest) on April 29, 2023
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
Nassar (Guest) on April 16, 2023
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on April 7, 2023
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on April 3, 2023
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
Mtumwa (Guest) on April 3, 2023
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
Sultan (Guest) on March 21, 2023
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐ง๐ฅ
Anna Sumari (Guest) on March 17, 2023
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on March 2, 2023
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐ฆ๐ฅ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on March 1, 2023
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ
Salma (Guest) on February 25, 2023
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on February 23, 2023
๐ This is too funny!
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on February 14, 2023
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คง
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on February 11, 2023
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
Abubakar (Guest) on January 27, 2023
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
Shamim (Guest) on January 16, 2023
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on January 12, 2023
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on January 9, 2023
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐ป๐๏ธ
Mtumwa (Guest) on January 7, 2023
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on January 5, 2023
๐ I needed that laugh!
Shamsa (Guest) on December 26, 2022
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 15, 2022
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐ช๐
Khalifa (Guest) on December 14, 2022
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on December 14, 2022
Iโm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ