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Susan Wangari
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Apr 29, 2022
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Alex Nakitare
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Apr 27, 2022
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Rubea
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Apr 25, 2022
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Mwanaisha
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Apr 25, 2022
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Violet Mumo
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Apr 17, 2022
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Linda Karimi
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Apr 6, 2022
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Anthony Kariuki
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Apr 1, 2022
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Betty Cheruiyot
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Mar 27, 2022
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Rukia
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Mar 25, 2022
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Mwanajuma
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Mar 25, 2022
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Ibrahim
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Mar 11, 2022
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Mchuma
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Mar 8, 2022
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Mar 5, 2022
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Nancy Kawawa
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Mar 1, 2022
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Nyota
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Feb 27, 2022
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Philip Nyaga
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Feb 25, 2022
😁 This just made my day!
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Feb 24, 2022
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Feb 3, 2022
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Zubeida
Guest
Jan 20, 2022
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Joseph Kitine
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Jan 19, 2022
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Patrick Mutua
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Jan 12, 2022
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jan 11, 2022
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Hamida
Guest
Dec 16, 2021
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Dec 7, 2021
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Dec 7, 2021
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Rubea
Guest
Dec 6, 2021
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Warda
Guest
Dec 4, 2021
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Fatuma
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Nov 30, 2021
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Andrew Mchome
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Nov 24, 2021
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Rose Waithera
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Nov 18, 2021
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Nov 17, 2021
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Nov 15, 2021
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Catherine Mkumbo
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Oct 26, 2021
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Richard Mulwa
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Oct 26, 2021
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Monica Adhiambo
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Oct 23, 2021
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Aziza
Guest
Oct 22, 2021
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Hawa
Guest
Oct 18, 2021
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Oct 16, 2021
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Oct 14, 2021
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Mustafa
Guest
Oct 12, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Oct 2, 2021
😆 That punchline!
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Nashon
Guest
Oct 2, 2021
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Sarafina
Guest
Sep 26, 2021
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Sep 16, 2021
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Mhina
Guest
Sep 8, 2021
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Aug 29, 2021
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Aug 26, 2021
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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George Mallya
Guest
Aug 18, 2021
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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David Ochieng
Guest
Aug 12, 2021
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Binti
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Aug 12, 2021
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Jul 30, 2021
😄 What a joke!
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Sarah Achieng
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Jul 25, 2021
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Nashon
Guest
Jul 4, 2021
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Khadija
Guest
Jul 3, 2021
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jun 24, 2021
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jun 21, 2021
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jun 15, 2021
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jun 15, 2021
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jun 13, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
