Short Answer: The hairdresser won the race because they knew how to make every strand of hair "run"!
Explanation: The hairdresser won the race because they used their expertise in styling hair to make it look like it was running, giving them an extra boost of speed! ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
Susan Wangari (Guest) on April 29, 2022
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on April 27, 2022
๐ I need to save this one forever!
Rubea (Guest) on April 25, 2022
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
Mwanaisha (Guest) on April 25, 2022
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
Violet Mumo (Guest) on April 17, 2022
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Linda Karimi (Guest) on April 6, 2022
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on April 1, 2022
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 27, 2022
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
Rukia (Guest) on March 25, 2022
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
Mwanajuma (Guest) on March 25, 2022
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
Ibrahim (Guest) on March 11, 2022
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
Mchuma (Guest) on March 8, 2022
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 5, 2022
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on March 1, 2022
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Nyota (Guest) on February 27, 2022
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on February 25, 2022
๐ This just made my day!
Mwanaisha (Guest) on February 24, 2022
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐ฉ๐
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on February 3, 2022
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
Zubeida (Guest) on January 20, 2022
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on January 19, 2022
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on January 12, 2022
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐๐ป
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on January 11, 2022
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
Kiza (Guest) on January 8, 2022
I could give up chocolate, but Iโm not a quitter. ๐ซ๐ช
Hamida (Guest) on December 16, 2021
๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on December 7, 2021
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on December 7, 2021
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
Rubea (Guest) on December 6, 2021
๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
Warda (Guest) on December 4, 2021
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
Fatuma (Guest) on November 30, 2021
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 24, 2021
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Rose Waithera (Guest) on November 18, 2021
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐ ๐
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on November 17, 2021
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โ๏ธ๐งต
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on November 15, 2021
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on October 26, 2021
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ โโ๏ธ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on October 26, 2021
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on October 23, 2021
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
Aziza (Guest) on October 22, 2021
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Hawa (Guest) on October 18, 2021
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐งญ
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on October 16, 2021
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on October 14, 2021
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
Mustafa (Guest) on October 12, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐๐
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on October 2, 2021
๐ That punchline!
Nashon (Guest) on October 2, 2021
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ๐จโ๐ผ
Sarafina (Guest) on September 26, 2021
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
Mwanahawa (Guest) on September 16, 2021
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐คง๐
Mhina (Guest) on September 8, 2021
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on August 29, 2021
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on August 26, 2021
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
George Mallya (Guest) on August 18, 2021
I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐
David Ochieng (Guest) on August 12, 2021
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
Binti (Guest) on August 12, 2021
Why donโt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! ๐ฆด๐
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on July 30, 2021
๐ What a joke!
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on July 25, 2021
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Nashon (Guest) on July 4, 2021
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
Khadija (Guest) on July 3, 2021
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 24, 2021
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on June 21, 2021
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on June 15, 2021
๐ That punchline was epic!
Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 15, 2021
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on June 13, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐