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Alice Mwikali
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Feb 2, 2023
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
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Jan 26, 2023
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
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Diana Mumbua
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Jan 25, 2023
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
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Sumaya
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Jan 16, 2023
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
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Baridi
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Jan 13, 2023
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Sumaya
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Jan 7, 2023
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐๐ฌ
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Muslima
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Dec 31, 2022
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
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Frank Macha
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Dec 25, 2022
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Kazija
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Dec 21, 2022
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
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Issa
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Dec 16, 2022
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
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Fadhila
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Dec 14, 2022
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
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Jabir
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Dec 2, 2022
I thought growing old would take longer. ๐๐ต
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Sofia
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Dec 2, 2022
Iโm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐๏ธ๐
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Baraka
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Nov 20, 2022
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
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Janet Sumaye
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Nov 8, 2022
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Emily Chepngeno
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Nov 1, 2022
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
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Agnes Sumaye
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Oct 29, 2022
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป
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Nahida
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Oct 12, 2022
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
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Mary Sokoine
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Oct 10, 2022
๐ Iโm dying!
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Robert Okello
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Sep 30, 2022
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
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David Kawawa
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Sep 27, 2022
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
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Rahim
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Sep 25, 2022
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
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Margaret Anyango
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Sep 21, 2022
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
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Amina
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Sep 14, 2022
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐ง ๐คฏ
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Habiba
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Sep 8, 2022
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐๐๏ธ
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Wilson Ombati
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Sep 2, 2022
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
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Ruth Kibona
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Aug 18, 2022
Why donโt some fish play piano? Because you canโt tuna fish! ๐๐น
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Abdillah
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Aug 8, 2022
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
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George Wanjala
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Aug 8, 2022
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
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Mchawi
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Aug 6, 2022
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
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Janet Sumari
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Jul 31, 2022
๐ Bookmarking this!
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Catherine Naliaka
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Jul 29, 2022
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐๏ธ๐ญ
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Peter Otieno
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Jul 29, 2022
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
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Lydia Wanyama
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Jul 29, 2022
๐ This is a keeper!
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Mjaka
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Jul 22, 2022
๐ Added to my favorites!
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Hawa
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Jul 22, 2022
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
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Maimuna
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Jul 20, 2022
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
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Victor Malima
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Jul 19, 2022
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
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Samuel Were
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Jul 7, 2022
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
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Faith Kariuki
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Jun 27, 2022
I donโt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ๐
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Diana Mumbua
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Jun 18, 2022
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐
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Joseph Kiwanga
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Jun 12, 2022
How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ฒ๐ป
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Ruth Wanjiku
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Jun 2, 2022
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
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Diana Mallya
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Apr 23, 2022
๐คฃ Sending this now!
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Maulid
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Apr 20, 2022
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
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Sarah Achieng
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Apr 8, 2022
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
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Benjamin Kibicho
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Mar 17, 2022
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป
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Edith Cherotich
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Mar 3, 2022
๐ Still cracking up!
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Joseph Kawawa
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Feb 24, 2022
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ
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Jaffar
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Feb 21, 2022
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐๐ณ
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Issa
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Feb 19, 2022
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
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Monica Adhiambo
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Feb 13, 2022
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
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Grace Njuguna
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Feb 11, 2022
Why donโt scientists trust stairs? Theyโre always leading you up to something! ๐งช๐ช
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Andrew Odhiambo
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Feb 2, 2022
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
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Moses Mwita
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Feb 1, 2022
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
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Agnes Sumaye
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Jan 27, 2022
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
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Yahya
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Dec 30, 2021
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐โธ๏ธ
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Salum
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Dec 18, 2021
Whatโs a pigโs favorite karate move? The pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
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Violet Mumo
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Dec 17, 2021
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
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Charles Mrope
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Dec 17, 2021
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ด