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What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

🌹 A heartfelt embrace and a bouquet of lovely carrots! πŸ₯•πŸ₯•

Explanation: The farmer gave his wife a bouquet of carrots instead of flowers because, well, he's a farmer! It's a playful and humorous twist on the traditional Valentine's Day gift. Plus, who wouldn't appreciate a bunch of fresh and crunchy carrots? πŸ₯•πŸ˜„

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