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Sharon Kibiru
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Oct 9, 2022
Thanks Ackyshine
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Sep 28, 2022
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Juma
Guest
Sep 22, 2022
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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David Sokoine
Guest
Sep 19, 2022
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Sep 15, 2022
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Sep 9, 2022
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Sep 8, 2022
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Hekima
Guest
Sep 5, 2022
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Aug 30, 2022
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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David Ochieng
Guest
Aug 27, 2022
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Aug 22, 2022
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 13, 2022
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Khadija
Guest
Aug 8, 2022
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Aug 3, 2022
🤣 Sending this now!
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Neema
Guest
Jul 29, 2022
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Nasra
Guest
Jul 22, 2022
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Makame
Guest
Jul 17, 2022
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Anna Malela
Guest
Jul 4, 2022
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jul 3, 2022
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jun 30, 2022
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Hassan
Guest
Jun 21, 2022
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jun 20, 2022
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Mohamed
Guest
Jun 19, 2022
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jun 18, 2022
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jun 16, 2022
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Bahati
Guest
Jun 15, 2022
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jun 2, 2022
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
May 31, 2022
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
May 29, 2022
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
May 7, 2022
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Henry Mollel
Guest
May 2, 2022
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Apr 23, 2022
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Apr 19, 2022
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Apr 17, 2022
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Grace Minja
Guest
Apr 8, 2022
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Ahmed
Guest
Apr 3, 2022
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Binti
Guest
Mar 16, 2022
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Azima
Guest
Mar 11, 2022
😄 You got me good!
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Mar 9, 2022
😂 So funny!
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Safiya
Guest
Mar 8, 2022
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Nahida
Guest
Feb 24, 2022
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Mjaka
Guest
Feb 24, 2022
😂 I’m dying!
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Feb 19, 2022
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Feb 12, 2022
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Neema
Guest
Feb 2, 2022
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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James Kimani
Guest
Jan 25, 2022
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Zakaria
Guest
Jan 21, 2022
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jan 16, 2022
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jan 16, 2022
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Juma
Guest
Jan 15, 2022
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jan 7, 2022
😂 Gotta save this!
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jan 6, 2022
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jan 4, 2022
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jan 3, 2022
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Dec 20, 2021
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Mchawi
Guest
Dec 15, 2021
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Masika
Guest
Dec 13, 2021
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Dec 8, 2021
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Maneno
Guest
Dec 4, 2021
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Dec 4, 2021
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
