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Sharifa
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Sep 18, 2022
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
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Irene Makena
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Sep 16, 2022
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
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Sep 12, 2022
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐
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Alice Jebet
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Aug 30, 2022
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
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Josephine
Guest
Aug 22, 2022
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
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Nahida
Guest
Aug 20, 2022
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Aug 18, 2022
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
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Kassim
Guest
Aug 15, 2022
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Kazija
Guest
Aug 12, 2022
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jul 15, 2022
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
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Abdillah
Guest
Jun 17, 2022
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jun 10, 2022
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
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Mwagonda
Guest
May 26, 2022
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
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Sofia
Guest
May 22, 2022
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
May 21, 2022
Thanks Ackyshine
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Diana Mallya
Guest
May 6, 2022
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
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Majid
Guest
May 2, 2022
๐ Iโm dying!
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Apr 23, 2022
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
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Selemani
Guest
Apr 17, 2022
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐ช๐
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Grace Minja
Guest
Apr 15, 2022
Iโm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐๏ธ๐
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Mar 22, 2022
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Mar 17, 2022
๐ This joke just made my day!
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Mar 15, 2022
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnโt handle the power struggle! ๐ฑ๐
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Mar 9, 2022
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Mar 7, 2022
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐๐ฌ
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Mar 4, 2022
๐ Gotta save this!
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Mwanais
Guest
Feb 26, 2022
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
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Nassor
Guest
Feb 11, 2022
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Feb 8, 2022
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐
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Nyota
Guest
Feb 3, 2022
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
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Fadhila
Guest
Feb 2, 2022
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jan 19, 2022
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jan 16, 2022
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโt tried chocolate. ๐ซ๐
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jan 15, 2022
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
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Juma
Guest
Jan 14, 2022
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
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Nasra
Guest
Jan 8, 2022
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
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Farida
Guest
Dec 25, 2021
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Dec 14, 2021
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Nov 27, 2021
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
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James Kawawa
Guest
Nov 24, 2021
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Nov 19, 2021
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I needed that laugh!
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Nov 17, 2021
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
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Irene Makena
Guest
Nov 16, 2021
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐ง๐ฅ
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Nov 7, 2021
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐ฅ๐ก
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Nassar
Guest
Oct 30, 2021
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
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Safiya
Guest
Oct 28, 2021
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
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Jafari
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Oct 23, 2021
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
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Habiba
Guest
Oct 20, 2021
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Oct 17, 2021
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Oct 5, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
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Issa
Guest
Sep 30, 2021
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
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Salum
Guest
Sep 10, 2021
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Sep 10, 2021
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Sep 7, 2021
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
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Mwagonda
Guest
Sep 1, 2021
๐ This is too funny!
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Rashid
Guest
Aug 30, 2021
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
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Sumaya
Guest
Aug 21, 2021
I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Aug 12, 2021
Iโm still laughing, that was too good! ๐คฃ
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Peter Mugendi
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Jul 31, 2021
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
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Rukia
Guest
Jul 28, 2021
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐ฆ๐ด
