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Elizabeth Mrema
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Nov 25, 2022
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
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Nancy Kawawa
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Nov 24, 2022
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
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Anna Mchome
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Nov 23, 2022
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
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Maida
Guest
Nov 20, 2022
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
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Abdillah
Guest
Nov 20, 2022
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Nov 19, 2022
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
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John Mwangi
Guest
Oct 30, 2022
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
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Maida
Guest
Oct 21, 2022
๐ Can't stop laughing!
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James Kimani
Guest
Oct 19, 2022
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Oct 18, 2022
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Umi
Guest
Oct 17, 2022
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Oct 2, 2022
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐๐ฅ
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Sep 28, 2022
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
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Leila
Guest
Sep 8, 2022
๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
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Mwakisu
Guest
Sep 5, 2022
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐
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George Tenga
Guest
Aug 31, 2022
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Aug 29, 2022
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Aug 23, 2022
Whatโs a frogโs favorite candy? Lollihops! ๐ธ๐ญ
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Aug 7, 2022
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Aug 5, 2022
Why donโt some fish play piano? Because you canโt tuna fish! ๐๐น
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Furaha
Guest
Aug 2, 2022
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
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Faiza
Guest
Jul 31, 2022
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
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Mchawi
Guest
Jul 13, 2022
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
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John Mushi
Guest
Jul 6, 2022
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
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Husna
Guest
Jul 3, 2022
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Jun 23, 2022
๐ This is gold!
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jun 12, 2022
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
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Abdillah
Guest
Jun 3, 2022
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
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Tambwe
Guest
Jun 2, 2022
What do you call cheese that isnโt yours? Nacho cheese! ๐ง๐คฃ
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Kheri
Guest
May 24, 2022
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
May 9, 2022
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
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Hamida
Guest
May 8, 2022
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
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Ann Wambui
Guest
May 7, 2022
๐ You got me good!
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Irene Akoth
Guest
May 4, 2022
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Apr 24, 2022
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
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Zulekha
Guest
Apr 22, 2022
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
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David Kawawa
Guest
Apr 12, 2022
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฅ๐ฆ
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Mar 23, 2022
๐ You got me!
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Mar 10, 2022
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐ก๐งผ
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Mar 9, 2022
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Mar 2, 2022
Whatโs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐ฉ๐ค
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Sultan
Guest
Feb 28, 2022
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Shamsa
Guest
Feb 23, 2022
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. ๐ด๐๏ธ
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John Kamande
Guest
Feb 20, 2022
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐๏ธ๐ญ
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Khalifa
Guest
Feb 15, 2022
I canโt brain today. I has the dumb. ๐ง ๐คฏ
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Feb 3, 2022
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
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George Mallya
Guest
Jan 30, 2022
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
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Tabu
Guest
Jan 25, 2022
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
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Athumani
Guest
Jan 15, 2022
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jan 13, 2022
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
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Maida
Guest
Jan 4, 2022
Why donโt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐๏ธโ๏ธ
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James Mduma
Guest
Jan 3, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ
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Mzee
Guest
Dec 26, 2021
Whatโs a skeletonโs least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐๐๏ธ
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Dec 25, 2021
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Dec 24, 2021
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
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Masika
Guest
Dec 19, 2021
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Dec 19, 2021
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฃ
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Dec 15, 2021
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Dec 7, 2021
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
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Nassar
Guest
Dec 6, 2021
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
