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Kenneth Murithi
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Sep 9, 2022
Classic! Iโm still laughing! ๐
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Irene Akoth
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Aug 22, 2022
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
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Mwanahawa
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Aug 1, 2022
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
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Mashaka
Guest
Jul 30, 2022
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jul 27, 2022
Whatโs a skeletonโs least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐๐๏ธ
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jul 26, 2022
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jul 15, 2022
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jul 10, 2022
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jul 9, 2022
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐โ๏ธ
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jun 29, 2022
๐ This is too funny!
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jun 29, 2022
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jun 28, 2022
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jun 27, 2022
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
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Salum
Guest
Jun 22, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jun 12, 2022
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Rehema
Guest
Jun 11, 2022
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐คง๐
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Kahina
Guest
May 28, 2022
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
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Fadhili
Guest
May 16, 2022
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
May 13, 2022
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
May 9, 2022
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
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Mariam
Guest
May 6, 2022
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
May 4, 2022
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Apr 30, 2022
๐คฃ Didnโt see that coming!
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Maida
Guest
Apr 19, 2022
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Apr 15, 2022
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐
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Hawa
Guest
Apr 7, 2022
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Apr 5, 2022
Iโm not weird; Iโm limited edition. ๐๐ฆ
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Apr 3, 2022
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
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Maneno
Guest
Mar 22, 2022
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Mar 11, 2022
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Mar 3, 2022
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
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David Kawawa
Guest
Mar 3, 2022
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
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Makame
Guest
Feb 26, 2022
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
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John Lissu
Guest
Feb 20, 2022
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
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Khadija
Guest
Feb 20, 2022
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
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Asha
Guest
Feb 11, 2022
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
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Khalifa
Guest
Feb 8, 2022
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
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Yusuf
Guest
Feb 6, 2022
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Feb 5, 2022
๐ You totally won the internet today!
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Feb 4, 2022
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
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Safiya
Guest
Jan 29, 2022
๐ Added to my favorites!
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Jan 25, 2022
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jan 14, 2022
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jan 9, 2022
๐ Iโm saving this one!
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Daudi
Guest
Dec 30, 2021
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐๐ด
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Ramadhan
Guest
Dec 17, 2021
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
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Zakia
Guest
Nov 29, 2021
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
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Tabu
Guest
Nov 24, 2021
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
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Stephen Mushi
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Nov 23, 2021
๐คฃ This one got me good!
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Nov 22, 2021
They say 'donโt try this at home,' so Iโm coming over to your house to try it. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ก
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Mchawi
Guest
Nov 18, 2021
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
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Baraka
Guest
Nov 12, 2021
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Nov 11, 2021
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Oct 29, 2021
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโฆ ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ
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Hashim
Guest
Oct 29, 2021
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
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Shamsa
Guest
Oct 12, 2021
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
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Mjaka
Guest
Oct 8, 2021
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
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Safiya
Guest
Oct 6, 2021
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐๐
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John Mwangi
Guest
Sep 27, 2021
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
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James Mduma
Guest
Sep 18, 2021
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
