What do elephants say to one another on Valentine’s Day?

Ali (Guest) on August 26, 2022

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 9, 2022

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Shamsa (Guest) on July 31, 2022

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on July 31, 2022

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 14, 2022

😆 Totally hilarious!

Ndoto (Guest) on July 1, 2022

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Amani (Guest) on June 29, 2022

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 19, 2022

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Rahma (Guest) on June 16, 2022

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Rukia (Guest) on May 25, 2022

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Jamal (Guest) on May 25, 2022

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Mashaka (Guest) on May 25, 2022

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

David Nyerere (Guest) on May 18, 2022

😅 I’m still laughing!

Moses Mwita (Guest) on May 17, 2022

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on May 7, 2022

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Khalifa (Guest) on May 6, 2022

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Baridi (Guest) on May 6, 2022

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on May 4, 2022

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on May 3, 2022

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Mwakisu (Guest) on April 17, 2022

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Masika (Guest) on April 17, 2022

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Nahida (Guest) on April 9, 2022

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Jamal (Guest) on April 1, 2022

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Khadija (Guest) on March 30, 2022

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

David Sokoine (Guest) on March 22, 2022

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on March 17, 2022

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on February 23, 2022

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Nasra (Guest) on February 14, 2022

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Samuel Were (Guest) on February 8, 2022

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on February 7, 2022

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Yahya (Guest) on January 31, 2022

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Francis Njeru (Guest) on January 29, 2022

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Ann Awino (Guest) on January 29, 2022

😁 This made my day!

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on January 14, 2022

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on January 14, 2022

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Mashaka (Guest) on January 8, 2022

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Salum (Guest) on January 7, 2022

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Leila (Guest) on January 5, 2022

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on January 1, 2022

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Salum (Guest) on December 29, 2021

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on December 29, 2021

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on December 24, 2021

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Rabia (Guest) on December 17, 2021

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Michael Onyango (Guest) on December 17, 2021

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

James Mduma (Guest) on December 14, 2021

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Bakari (Guest) on December 13, 2021

😁 Added to my favorites!

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on December 12, 2021

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

David Sokoine (Guest) on December 6, 2021

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on December 5, 2021

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Warda (Guest) on November 27, 2021

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Chum (Guest) on November 25, 2021

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Mwalimu (Guest) on November 24, 2021

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Nassar (Guest) on November 23, 2021

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Henry Mollel (Guest) on November 21, 2021

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Hassan (Guest) on November 10, 2021

😂 Gotta save this!

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on November 9, 2021

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Paul Kamau (Guest) on November 1, 2021

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

David Ochieng (Guest) on October 25, 2021

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Daudi (Guest) on October 24, 2021

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Khalifa (Guest) on October 10, 2021

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄