Q: What do elephants say to one another on Valentineโs Day? A: "I love you a TON! ๐โค๏ธ"
Explanation: Elephants are known for their massive size, so the play on words here is that they love each other "a ton," referring to both their weight and the intensity of their love. The use of the elephant emoji adds a touch of cuteness and humor to the answer.
Ali (Guest) on August 26, 2022
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 9, 2022
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
Shamsa (Guest) on July 31, 2022
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐ฑ๐ด
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on July 31, 2022
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 14, 2022
๐ Totally hilarious!
Ndoto (Guest) on July 1, 2022
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐๐๏ธ
Amani (Guest) on June 29, 2022
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 19, 2022
Why donโt eggs tell jokes? Theyโd crack each other up! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
Rahma (Guest) on June 16, 2022
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐
Rukia (Guest) on May 25, 2022
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
Jamal (Guest) on May 25, 2022
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
Mashaka (Guest) on May 25, 2022
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
David Nyerere (Guest) on May 18, 2022
๐ Iโm still laughing!
Moses Mwita (Guest) on May 17, 2022
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on May 7, 2022
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
Khalifa (Guest) on May 6, 2022
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โ๏ธ๐งต
Baridi (Guest) on May 6, 2022
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on May 4, 2022
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐๐
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on May 3, 2022
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
Mwakisu (Guest) on April 17, 2022
Classic! Iโm still laughing! ๐
Masika (Guest) on April 17, 2022
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
Nahida (Guest) on April 9, 2022
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Jamal (Guest) on April 1, 2022
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐
Khadija (Guest) on March 30, 2022
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐คง๐
David Sokoine (Guest) on March 22, 2022
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on March 17, 2022
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on February 23, 2022
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Nasra (Guest) on February 14, 2022
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐ง๐ฅ
Samuel Were (Guest) on February 8, 2022
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on February 7, 2022
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
Yahya (Guest) on January 31, 2022
๐คฃ Sharing this right now!
Francis Njeru (Guest) on January 29, 2022
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! โ๐
Ann Awino (Guest) on January 29, 2022
๐ This made my day!
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on January 14, 2022
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on January 14, 2022
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
Mashaka (Guest) on January 8, 2022
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
Salum (Guest) on January 7, 2022
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
Leila (Guest) on January 5, 2022
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on January 1, 2022
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Salum (Guest) on December 29, 2021
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on December 29, 2021
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ โโ๏ธ
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on December 24, 2021
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
Rabia (Guest) on December 17, 2021
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
Michael Onyango (Guest) on December 17, 2021
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
James Mduma (Guest) on December 14, 2021
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
Bakari (Guest) on December 13, 2021
๐ Added to my favorites!
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on December 12, 2021
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
David Sokoine (Guest) on December 6, 2021
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on December 5, 2021
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
Warda (Guest) on November 27, 2021
๐ Rolling on the floor!
Chum (Guest) on November 25, 2021
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
Mwalimu (Guest) on November 24, 2021
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
Nassar (Guest) on November 23, 2021
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
Henry Mollel (Guest) on November 21, 2021
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ
Hassan (Guest) on November 10, 2021
๐ Gotta save this!
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on November 9, 2021
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
Paul Kamau (Guest) on November 1, 2021
Iโm still laughing, that was too good! ๐คฃ
David Ochieng (Guest) on October 25, 2021
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
Daudi (Guest) on October 24, 2021
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
Khalifa (Guest) on October 10, 2021
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐