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David Nyerere
Guest
Sep 21, 2022
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Sep 15, 2022
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Nahida
Guest
Sep 9, 2022
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Fadhili
Guest
Sep 8, 2022
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Latifa
Guest
Sep 1, 2022
😄 Perfect joke!
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Jaffar
Guest
Sep 1, 2022
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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David Musyoka
Guest
Aug 31, 2022
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Aug 19, 2022
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Victor Malima
Guest
Aug 13, 2022
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jul 9, 2022
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jul 6, 2022
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jul 1, 2022
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jun 16, 2022
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jun 6, 2022
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jun 5, 2022
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Salma
Guest
Jun 2, 2022
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jun 1, 2022
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
May 18, 2022
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Mwachumu
Guest
May 17, 2022
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Abubakari
Guest
May 13, 2022
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
May 13, 2022
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Mazrui
Guest
May 5, 2022
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Tabu
Guest
Apr 12, 2022
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Salum
Guest
Apr 5, 2022
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Athumani
Guest
Mar 23, 2022
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Masika
Guest
Mar 22, 2022
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Hamida
Guest
Mar 22, 2022
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Mar 16, 2022
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Mar 15, 2022
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Nasra
Guest
Mar 12, 2022
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Mar 10, 2022
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Jamila
Guest
Mar 9, 2022
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Mar 6, 2022
😆 Saving this one!
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Jafari
Guest
Feb 28, 2022
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Feb 25, 2022
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Irene Makena
Guest
Feb 14, 2022
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Feb 12, 2022
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Selemani
Guest
Feb 9, 2022
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Mjaka
Guest
Feb 9, 2022
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jan 25, 2022
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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David Chacha
Guest
Jan 9, 2022
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Jan 7, 2022
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jan 4, 2022
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Fadhili
Guest
Dec 29, 2021
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Dec 21, 2021
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Dec 18, 2021
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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James Mduma
Guest
Dec 16, 2021
😂 This is a keeper!
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Dec 15, 2021
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Dec 11, 2021
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Nahida
Guest
Dec 9, 2021
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Rahim
Guest
Dec 4, 2021
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Nov 10, 2021
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Nov 8, 2021
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Sekela
Guest
Nov 4, 2021
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Raha
Guest
Oct 15, 2021
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Oct 12, 2021
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Mwinyi
Guest
Oct 10, 2021
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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John Lissu
Guest
Oct 9, 2021
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Oct 7, 2021
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
