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Stephen Amollo
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Nov 10, 2022
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Oct 28, 2022
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Oct 21, 2022
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Oct 18, 2022
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Khalifa
Guest
Oct 9, 2022
😄 You got me good!
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Oct 8, 2022
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Sarafina
Guest
Oct 6, 2022
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Sep 29, 2022
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Tabu
Guest
Sep 28, 2022
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Sep 26, 2022
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Sep 18, 2022
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Sep 3, 2022
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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George Wanjala
Guest
Aug 30, 2022
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Aug 29, 2022
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Aug 28, 2022
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Aug 28, 2022
😄 You got me!
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Victor Malima
Guest
Aug 28, 2022
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Shabani
Guest
Aug 27, 2022
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Abubakar
Guest
Aug 21, 2022
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Aug 15, 2022
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Aug 5, 2022
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Aug 4, 2022
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Nassor
Guest
Jul 16, 2022
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jul 12, 2022
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jul 12, 2022
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jul 10, 2022
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Jun 30, 2022
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jun 27, 2022
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jun 26, 2022
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Chum
Guest
Jun 18, 2022
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Jun 8, 2022
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
May 28, 2022
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
May 20, 2022
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Mjaka
Guest
May 15, 2022
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Shamsa
Guest
May 15, 2022
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Khalifa
Guest
May 10, 2022
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
May 5, 2022
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
May 4, 2022
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Abdullah
Guest
Apr 29, 2022
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Mwajuma
Guest
Apr 27, 2022
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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George Mallya
Guest
Apr 27, 2022
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Omar
Guest
Apr 27, 2022
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Khatib
Guest
Apr 24, 2022
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Apr 22, 2022
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Issa
Guest
Apr 17, 2022
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Apr 9, 2022
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Grace Minja
Guest
Apr 5, 2022
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Issack
Guest
Mar 26, 2022
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Mar 17, 2022
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Mar 1, 2022
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Feb 5, 2022
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Halimah
Guest
Jan 26, 2022
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Hamida
Guest
Jan 25, 2022
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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David Musyoka
Guest
Jan 21, 2022
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Maida
Guest
Jan 13, 2022
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jan 10, 2022
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Rehema
Guest
Dec 31, 2021
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Hassan
Guest
Dec 28, 2021
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Yahya
Guest
Dec 19, 2021
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Nasra
Guest
Dec 16, 2021
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
