Question: What's a ghost's favorite fruit?
Answer: Boo-berries! ๐ป๐ซ
Explanation: Ghosts are often associated with saying "boo!" to scare people, and berries are a type of fruit. By combining these two elements, we create a pun on the word "blueberries" to form "boo-berries." It's a playful and creative way to associate ghosts with their favorite fruit, and the ghost emoji adds a fun touch to the answer!
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on October 9, 2022
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
Hawa (Guest) on September 29, 2022
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 23, 2022
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
Henry Mollel (Guest) on September 20, 2022
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
Linda Karimi (Guest) on September 16, 2022
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
Nyota (Guest) on September 9, 2022
๐ I can't stop laughing at this one!
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on August 28, 2022
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! โ๐
Aziza (Guest) on August 20, 2022
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
Ramadhan (Guest) on August 13, 2022
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on August 9, 2022
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on August 1, 2022
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on July 10, 2022
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnโt handle the power struggle! ๐ฑ๐
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on June 30, 2022
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
Irene Makena (Guest) on June 29, 2022
๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on June 25, 2022
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
Mwanaisha (Guest) on June 24, 2022
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on June 13, 2022
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
Grace Mligo (Guest) on June 1, 2022
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
Saidi (Guest) on May 26, 2022
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on May 25, 2022
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
George Wanjala (Guest) on May 15, 2022
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐ ๐
Grace Mligo (Guest) on May 13, 2022
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
Sofia (Guest) on May 10, 2022
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
George Tenga (Guest) on May 6, 2022
If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐
Rahim (Guest) on April 21, 2022
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Kevin Maina (Guest) on April 9, 2022
If my jeans could talk, theyโd say, 'Stop eating!' ๐๐
Leila (Guest) on April 3, 2022
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 30, 2022
Why donโt some fish play piano? Because you canโt tuna fish! ๐๐น
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on March 24, 2022
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on March 23, 2022
๐ This joke just made my day!
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on March 9, 2022
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
Ibrahim (Guest) on February 13, 2022
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
Mwagonda (Guest) on February 8, 2022
๐ Totally hilarious!
Mwinyi (Guest) on February 6, 2022
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
Moses Mwita (Guest) on January 23, 2022
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช
Jackson Makori (Guest) on January 15, 2022
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐พ
Chris Okello (Guest) on January 10, 2022
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on January 5, 2022
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereโs no app to keep track of them. ๐ฑ๐
Mohamed (Guest) on January 4, 2022
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
Raha (Guest) on December 31, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
Mary Mrope (Guest) on December 26, 2021
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on December 26, 2021
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐๐ฏ
Salma (Guest) on December 23, 2021
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
Mwachumu (Guest) on December 10, 2021
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on December 9, 2021
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
Mtumwa (Guest) on December 6, 2021
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
Michael Mboya (Guest) on November 22, 2021
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
Peter Otieno (Guest) on November 19, 2021
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
Baridi (Guest) on November 13, 2021
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on November 13, 2021
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
Makame (Guest) on November 12, 2021
I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐ ๐
David Chacha (Guest) on November 10, 2021
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! ๐ง๐ฅ
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on November 7, 2021
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค
Zakia (Guest) on November 2, 2021
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on October 27, 2021
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on October 23, 2021
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Susan Wangari (Guest) on October 16, 2021
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
Khatib (Guest) on October 6, 2021
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Mwinyi (Guest) on October 5, 2021
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
Nora Kidata (Guest) on October 3, 2021
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐