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Abubakari
Guest
Dec 17, 2022
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Dec 9, 2022
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Victor Malima
Guest
Dec 4, 2022
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Dec 1, 2022
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Nov 22, 2022
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Leila
Guest
Nov 21, 2022
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Nov 20, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Nov 8, 2022
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Nov 3, 2022
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Zakaria
Guest
Oct 28, 2022
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Wande
Guest
Oct 23, 2022
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Oct 22, 2022
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Oct 18, 2022
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Oct 17, 2022
😄 Perfect joke!
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Mwakisu
Guest
Sep 30, 2022
😂 Sharing right away!
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Sep 28, 2022
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Sep 25, 2022
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Rehema
Guest
Sep 11, 2022
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Sep 9, 2022
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Sharifa
Guest
Sep 4, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Aug 31, 2022
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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David Chacha
Guest
Aug 30, 2022
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Leila
Guest
Aug 18, 2022
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Aug 1, 2022
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jul 21, 2022
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Arifa
Guest
Jul 19, 2022
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jul 13, 2022
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jul 10, 2022
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jul 8, 2022
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Anna Malela
Guest
Jun 29, 2022
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Jun 25, 2022
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Issa
Guest
Jun 24, 2022
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Baraka
Guest
Jun 23, 2022
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jun 21, 2022
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jun 14, 2022
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Abubakar
Guest
Jun 4, 2022
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Kassim
Guest
Jun 4, 2022
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
May 22, 2022
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Sofia
Guest
May 17, 2022
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
May 12, 2022
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Faiza
Guest
May 4, 2022
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Rehema
Guest
May 3, 2022
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Anna Malela
Guest
Apr 21, 2022
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Apr 12, 2022
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Binti
Guest
Apr 7, 2022
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Halimah
Guest
Mar 30, 2022
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Rubea
Guest
Mar 30, 2022
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Shamsa
Guest
Mar 26, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Hekima
Guest
Mar 13, 2022
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Mar 13, 2022
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Jabir
Guest
Mar 12, 2022
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Mar 7, 2022
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Irene Makena
Guest
Mar 3, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Fadhili
Guest
Feb 22, 2022
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Feb 19, 2022
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Feb 15, 2022
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Feb 13, 2022
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Abdullah
Guest
Jan 24, 2022
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jan 24, 2022
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
