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Grace Wairimu
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Oct 21, 2022
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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James Kawawa
Guest
Sep 16, 2022
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Sep 14, 2022
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Mashaka
Guest
Sep 13, 2022
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Nuru
Guest
Aug 25, 2022
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Bakari
Guest
Aug 18, 2022
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Fikiri
Guest
Jul 17, 2022
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jul 5, 2022
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jul 5, 2022
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jul 4, 2022
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jul 4, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Binti
Guest
Jun 18, 2022
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jun 13, 2022
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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David Chacha
Guest
Jun 13, 2022
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jun 5, 2022
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Sekela
Guest
Jun 4, 2022
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
May 24, 2022
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Mohamed
Guest
May 19, 2022
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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David Musyoka
Guest
May 17, 2022
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Salma
Guest
Apr 20, 2022
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Juma
Guest
Apr 18, 2022
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Apr 15, 2022
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Apr 10, 2022
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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John Lissu
Guest
Apr 7, 2022
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Amina
Guest
Apr 2, 2022
😆 That punchline!
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Mar 23, 2022
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Mar 20, 2022
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Mar 18, 2022
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Feb 28, 2022
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Shabani
Guest
Feb 23, 2022
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Feb 17, 2022
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Elizabeth Malima
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Feb 13, 2022
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Feb 5, 2022
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Feb 1, 2022
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Kiza
Guest
Jan 31, 2022
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Masika
Guest
Jan 28, 2022
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jan 17, 2022
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Nassar
Guest
Jan 10, 2022
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Yahya
Guest
Jan 8, 2022
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Issack
Guest
Jan 7, 2022
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jan 4, 2022
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Abdullah
Guest
Jan 2, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Arifa
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Dec 30, 2021
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Dec 25, 2021
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Dec 25, 2021
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Shukuru
Guest
Dec 21, 2021
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Mohamed
Guest
Dec 20, 2021
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Dec 18, 2021
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Dec 15, 2021
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Aziza
Guest
Dec 7, 2021
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Nov 25, 2021
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Josephine
Guest
Nov 21, 2021
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Rukia
Guest
Nov 18, 2021
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Maida
Guest
Nov 13, 2021
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Oct 30, 2021
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Shamsa
Guest
Oct 22, 2021
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Oct 16, 2021
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Salima
Guest
Oct 11, 2021
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Jamal
Guest
Oct 9, 2021
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
