Short Answer: Because it had a head start! 🏃♂️🥬
Explanation: The answer plays on the double meaning of "head," as both a part of the cabbage and a term used to describe an advantage at the beginning of a race. By using a pun, the answer creates a light-hearted and humorous tone. The emoji adds an extra touch of playfulness to the response.
Habiba (Guest) on October 17, 2022
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Mhina (Guest) on October 16, 2022
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on October 6, 2022
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
Khamis (Guest) on October 4, 2022
😂 This joke just made my day!
George Wanjala (Guest) on October 4, 2022
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 16, 2022
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Umi (Guest) on September 13, 2022
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 2, 2022
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 27, 2022
🤣 Pure genius!
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on August 19, 2022
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on August 15, 2022
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on August 4, 2022
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on July 27, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
Peter Mbise (Guest) on July 23, 2022
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on July 17, 2022
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
Mwanahawa (Guest) on July 9, 2022
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on July 8, 2022
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Anna Malela (Guest) on July 7, 2022
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
Mchuma (Guest) on July 4, 2022
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on July 4, 2022
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Paul Kamau (Guest) on July 2, 2022
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Fadhila (Guest) on July 2, 2022
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
Frank Macha (Guest) on July 1, 2022
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on June 22, 2022
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
David Nyerere (Guest) on June 20, 2022
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
Salma (Guest) on June 15, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on June 15, 2022
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Bakari (Guest) on June 7, 2022
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Yusuf (Guest) on June 2, 2022
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on May 30, 2022
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on May 30, 2022
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 24, 2022
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
Mary Kidata (Guest) on May 19, 2022
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Shamim (Guest) on May 16, 2022
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on May 10, 2022
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
Mustafa (Guest) on May 7, 2022
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on May 4, 2022
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
Zainab (Guest) on May 1, 2022
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
Shamsa (Guest) on April 26, 2022
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on April 26, 2022
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
Amani (Guest) on April 25, 2022
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Paul Kamau (Guest) on April 20, 2022
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
Farida (Guest) on April 7, 2022
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on April 5, 2022
😆 I’m dying over here!
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on March 29, 2022
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
Patrick Akech (Guest) on March 26, 2022
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
Salma (Guest) on March 12, 2022
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Azima (Guest) on March 9, 2022
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
Nyota (Guest) on February 26, 2022
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on February 24, 2022
😄 Nailed it!
Charles Mrope (Guest) on February 23, 2022
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
Yahya (Guest) on February 13, 2022
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
Shukuru (Guest) on February 8, 2022
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
Tabu (Guest) on February 5, 2022
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Mary Njeri (Guest) on February 4, 2022
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on February 1, 2022
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on January 30, 2022
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on January 8, 2022
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
Moses Mwita (Guest) on December 31, 2021
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on December 14, 2021
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰