Short Answer: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway! πΏπ
Explanation: The robber took a shower because he thought that by getting squeaky clean, he could wash away any evidence and leave no trace behind. Little did he know that his plan would be foiled by the clever detectives who were hot on his trail! But hey, at least he smelled nice while being caught! π§π
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on November 28, 2022
π You totally won the internet today!
Diana Mallya (Guest) on November 25, 2022
Iβm still laughing, that was too good! π€£
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on November 25, 2022
Iβve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? πΈπ
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on November 24, 2022
Why donβt koalas make great detectives? Theyβre terrible at following koal-ifications! π¨π΅οΈββοΈ
Maimuna (Guest) on November 20, 2022
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! π§ββοΈπ€§
Hassan (Guest) on November 20, 2022
π€£ This joke just made my whole day!
Kheri (Guest) on November 19, 2022
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ππ³
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on November 18, 2022
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Jafari (Guest) on November 9, 2022
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! π³π¦·
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on November 7, 2022
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! π¦π
Mazrui (Guest) on November 5, 2022
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! π€£
David Ochieng (Guest) on November 1, 2022
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyβd be bagels! π₯―π
David Kawawa (Guest) on October 21, 2022
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. π π
Kiza (Guest) on October 21, 2022
Coffee: because adulting is hard. βπ¨βπΌ
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on October 15, 2022
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! π₯π
Saidi (Guest) on October 12, 2022
π Rolling on the floor!
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on October 7, 2022
Wow, this joke is a total winner! π
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 1, 2022
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ππ
David Musyoka (Guest) on September 26, 2022
π I had to share this with everyone!
Mariam (Guest) on September 23, 2022
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ππ₯
Ahmed (Guest) on September 20, 2022
π Pure comedy gold!
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on September 6, 2022
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! πΈπ
Nassar (Guest) on September 5, 2022
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. πββοΈπ
Habiba (Guest) on September 3, 2022
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on August 22, 2022
π€£ This joke is too good!
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on August 21, 2022
This joke is a keeper for sure! π
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on August 15, 2022
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
Nassor (Guest) on August 11, 2022
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! π§¦β³
Fadhila (Guest) on July 25, 2022
π€£ Brilliant joke!
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on July 22, 2022
Iβm not saying Iβm Batman, but youβve never seen us in the same room together. π¦ΈββοΈπ¦
Linda Karimi (Guest) on July 20, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not so sure. π€·ββοΈπ
Chris Okello (Guest) on June 27, 2022
π This is a keeper!
Mchawi (Guest) on June 24, 2022
I like long walksβespecially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Mwanais (Guest) on June 19, 2022
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! π₯π‘
Grace Minja (Guest) on June 6, 2022
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. π±π΄
Jackson Makori (Guest) on June 3, 2022
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! π¦π₯
James Malima (Guest) on June 3, 2022
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. π¦π΄
Anna Malela (Guest) on June 1, 2022
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. βπββοΈ
Irene Makena (Guest) on May 12, 2022
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! βπ
Juma (Guest) on May 1, 2022
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. πΌπ΄
Zainab (Guest) on April 24, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. βπββοΈ
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on April 21, 2022
I donβt suffer from insanityβI enjoy every minute of it. π€ͺβ³
Baridi (Guest) on April 15, 2022
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! πΌοΈπ¨
Jamal (Guest) on April 13, 2022
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! πβ°
John Kamande (Guest) on April 8, 2022
This is the kind of joke you donβt forget! π
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on April 5, 2022
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menβit fixes everything. π·π
Mchuma (Guest) on March 28, 2022
π That punchline was epic!
Janet Wambura (Guest) on March 28, 2022
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! βπͺ
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on March 24, 2022
π€£ This oneβs fire!
David Musyoka (Guest) on March 23, 2022
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! π»πΊ
Mwafirika (Guest) on March 17, 2022
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Hashim (Guest) on March 5, 2022
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ππ₯
Jamila (Guest) on February 27, 2022
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? π΄πΉ
Victor Kamau (Guest) on February 20, 2022
Iβd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ππ€
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on February 19, 2022
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereβs popcorn? π½πΏ
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on February 17, 2022
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ππ₯
Abubakar (Guest) on February 17, 2022
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ΅
Salum (Guest) on February 10, 2022
Coffee: because adulting is hard. π©β
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on January 26, 2022
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ππ
Makame (Guest) on January 7, 2022
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! π°οΈποΈ