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Jamal
Guest
Jul 5, 2022
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Mchuma
Guest
Jul 5, 2022
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jun 6, 2022
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Nahida
Guest
May 23, 2022
😅 I needed that!
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
May 19, 2022
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Michael Onyango
Guest
May 8, 2022
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Apr 29, 2022
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Mariam
Guest
Apr 18, 2022
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Apr 17, 2022
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Fadhila
Guest
Apr 14, 2022
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Selemani
Guest
Apr 10, 2022
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Maimuna
Guest
Apr 8, 2022
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Sofia
Guest
Apr 2, 2022
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Abdillah
Guest
Mar 29, 2022
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Mazrui
Guest
Mar 27, 2022
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Rehema
Guest
Mar 21, 2022
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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John Lissu
Guest
Mar 21, 2022
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Mar 20, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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David Nyerere
Guest
Mar 19, 2022
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Mar 13, 2022
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Mar 5, 2022
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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David Sokoine
Guest
Feb 25, 2022
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Feb 16, 2022
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Feb 15, 2022
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Feb 7, 2022
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Feb 6, 2022
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Feb 1, 2022
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jan 26, 2022
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Chiku
Guest
Jan 20, 2022
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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James Malima
Guest
Jan 15, 2022
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Zuhura
Guest
Dec 23, 2021
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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John Mushi
Guest
Dec 18, 2021
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Nov 27, 2021
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Nov 26, 2021
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Rahim
Guest
Nov 24, 2021
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Nov 24, 2021
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Nov 18, 2021
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Irene Makena
Guest
Nov 14, 2021
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Nov 8, 2021
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Majid
Guest
Nov 6, 2021
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Ibrahim
Guest
Nov 3, 2021
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Nov 2, 2021
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Amina
Guest
Nov 2, 2021
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Zubeida
Guest
Nov 1, 2021
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Yahya
Guest
Oct 23, 2021
😄 You got me!
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Oct 17, 2021
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Rahma
Guest
Oct 14, 2021
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Jabir
Guest
Oct 2, 2021
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Kahina
Guest
Sep 27, 2021
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Mgeni
Guest
Sep 13, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Sep 6, 2021
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Sep 2, 2021
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Aug 31, 2021
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Muslima
Guest
Aug 27, 2021
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Aug 26, 2021
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Aug 23, 2021
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Mazrui
Guest
Aug 20, 2021
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Aug 19, 2021
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Aug 14, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
