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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Sep 29, 2022
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Mgeni
Guest
Sep 25, 2022
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Fadhila
Guest
Sep 21, 2022
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Chiku
Guest
Sep 21, 2022
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Mchuma
Guest
Sep 10, 2022
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Salma
Guest
Sep 4, 2022
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Faiza
Guest
Sep 2, 2022
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Hashim
Guest
Aug 31, 2022
😂 I’m saving this one!
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John Mwangi
Guest
Aug 30, 2022
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Zubeida
Guest
Aug 21, 2022
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Aug 14, 2022
😅 I needed that!
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Saidi
Guest
Aug 12, 2022
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Mwakisu
Guest
Aug 9, 2022
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Aug 6, 2022
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Aug 3, 2022
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Aug 3, 2022
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Mwanais
Guest
Jul 31, 2022
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jul 30, 2022
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jul 25, 2022
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Nyota
Guest
Jul 24, 2022
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jul 18, 2022
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jul 16, 2022
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jun 21, 2022
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Jun 14, 2022
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jun 12, 2022
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jun 10, 2022
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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John Lissu
Guest
May 18, 2022
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Jane Malecela
Guest
May 5, 2022
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Apr 28, 2022
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Apr 21, 2022
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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John Mushi
Guest
Apr 10, 2022
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Nassar
Guest
Apr 9, 2022
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Apr 3, 2022
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Mar 17, 2022
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Mar 2, 2022
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Mzee
Guest
Feb 26, 2022
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Feb 22, 2022
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Halima
Guest
Feb 22, 2022
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Feb 13, 2022
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Mhina
Guest
Feb 13, 2022
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Feb 4, 2022
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Feb 1, 2022
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Nasra
Guest
Jan 21, 2022
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Makame
Guest
Dec 31, 2021
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Nahida
Guest
Dec 26, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Dec 26, 2021
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Dec 20, 2021
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Dec 20, 2021
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Sofia
Guest
Dec 18, 2021
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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James Malima
Guest
Nov 27, 2021
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Mwinyi
Guest
Nov 14, 2021
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Nov 12, 2021
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Nov 6, 2021
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Sharifa
Guest
Nov 4, 2021
😆 This one really got me!
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Oct 31, 2021
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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James Mduma
Guest
Oct 31, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Oct 24, 2021
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Kheri
Guest
Oct 20, 2021
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
