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Simon Kiprono
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Sep 29, 2022
Donβt make me adult today. π¬π§Έ
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Mgeni
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Sep 25, 2022
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. β°πΌ
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Fadhila
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Sep 21, 2022
π€£ Brilliant joke!
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Chiku
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Sep 21, 2022
You know youβre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ππ₯
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Mchuma
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Sep 10, 2022
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! π¦¨βοΈ
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Salma
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Sep 4, 2022
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ππ¬
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Faiza
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Sep 2, 2022
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. π©π
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Hashim
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Aug 31, 2022
π Iβm saving this one!
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John Mwangi
Guest
Aug 30, 2022
Iβm not weird, Iβm limited edition. π¦π
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Zubeida
Guest
Aug 21, 2022
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyβre transparent! π»π€₯
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Anna Sumari
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Aug 14, 2022
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Saidi
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Aug 12, 2022
Hilarious! This oneβs going into my favorites! π
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Mwakisu
Guest
Aug 9, 2022
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. πͺπ
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Nancy Kawawa
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Aug 6, 2022
What do you call a can opener that doesnβt work? A canβt opener! π₯«π«
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Joy Wacera
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Aug 3, 2022
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ππ΄
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Aug 3, 2022
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. π©π
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Juma
Guest
Aug 1, 2022
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ππ΄
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Mwanais
Guest
Jul 31, 2022
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iβm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. πΊπ
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jul 30, 2022
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! π¦π΄
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jul 25, 2022
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ππΌ
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Nyota
Guest
Jul 24, 2022
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jul 18, 2022
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ππ₯
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jul 16, 2022
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! βπ
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jun 21, 2022
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
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Margaret Mahiga
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Jun 14, 2022
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! πποΈββοΈ
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jun 12, 2022
Dieting is wishful shrinking. π©π
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jun 10, 2022
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! π±π±οΈ
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John Lissu
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May 18, 2022
Iβm not bossy, I just have better ideas. π‘π
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Jane Malecela
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May 5, 2022
π Iβm completely obsessed with this!
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Apr 28, 2022
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernβ¦ π§ββοΈβοΈ
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Apr 21, 2022
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ππ
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John Mushi
Guest
Apr 10, 2022
I dusted once. It came back. Iβm not falling for that again. π§Ήπ
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Nassar
Guest
Apr 9, 2022
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! π₯π°π
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Apr 3, 2022
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ππ
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Mar 17, 2022
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. π΄π€
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Mwanahawa
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Mar 2, 2022
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ππ§ββοΈ
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Mzee
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Feb 26, 2022
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ππ°
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Feb 22, 2022
If weβre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π§π
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Halima
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Feb 22, 2022
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! π§π
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Feb 13, 2022
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ππ
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Mhina
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Feb 13, 2022
If Cinderellaβs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? π π€
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Feb 4, 2022
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! π§ββοΈπ€§
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Feb 1, 2022
I like long walksβespecially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
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Nasra
Guest
Jan 21, 2022
Iβd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ππ€
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Nchi
Guest
Jan 8, 2022
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ππ
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Makame
Guest
Dec 31, 2021
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iβd be rich... and probably still hungry. ππ΅
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Nahida
Guest
Dec 26, 2021
I run like the winded. πββοΈπ¨
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Dec 26, 2021
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ποΈπ΄
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Dec 20, 2021
π€£ Didnβt see that coming!
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Dec 20, 2021
I always give 100% at workβ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... π
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Sofia
Guest
Dec 18, 2021
Iβm not shy. Iβm holding back my awesomeness so I donβt intimidate you. π¦ΈββοΈπ
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James Malima
Guest
Nov 27, 2021
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! βπ§ββοΈ
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Mwinyi
Guest
Nov 14, 2021
π I canβt even breathe, so funny!
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Nov 12, 2021
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! πβ€οΈ
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Christopher Oloo
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Nov 6, 2021
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ππ
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Sharifa
Guest
Nov 4, 2021
π This one really got me!
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Oct 31, 2021
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. π
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James Mduma
Guest
Oct 31, 2021
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Oct 24, 2021
π Can't stop laughing!
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Kheri
Guest
Oct 20, 2021
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ππ―
