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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Aug 17, 2021
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Rabia
Guest
Aug 12, 2021
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Salum
Guest
Aug 10, 2021
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Aug 10, 2021
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Aug 2, 2021
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Chiku
Guest
Aug 1, 2021
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Jul 29, 2021
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jul 25, 2021
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Jul 12, 2021
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Halimah
Guest
Jul 9, 2021
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jun 28, 2021
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jun 26, 2021
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jun 23, 2021
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Mchuma
Guest
Jun 22, 2021
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Jun 5, 2021
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Sarafina
Guest
May 20, 2021
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Peter Mbise
Guest
May 13, 2021
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Ramadhan
Guest
May 13, 2021
😄 You got me!
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Samuel Were
Guest
May 11, 2021
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Nassar
Guest
Apr 5, 2021
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Mar 31, 2021
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Mar 26, 2021
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Mar 17, 2021
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Mar 15, 2021
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Mar 7, 2021
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Mar 3, 2021
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Josephine
Guest
Feb 28, 2021
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Feb 27, 2021
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Fadhili
Guest
Feb 26, 2021
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Feb 24, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Kazija
Guest
Feb 23, 2021
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Kahina
Guest
Feb 23, 2021
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Masika
Guest
Feb 19, 2021
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Latifa
Guest
Jan 31, 2021
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Zainab
Guest
Jan 19, 2021
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jan 19, 2021
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Hashim
Guest
Jan 18, 2021
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jan 15, 2021
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jan 12, 2021
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Jan 9, 2021
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Kazija
Guest
Dec 18, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Dec 13, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Dec 12, 2020
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Dec 12, 2020
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Abdillah
Guest
Nov 24, 2020
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Nov 17, 2020
😆 This one really got me!
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Nov 14, 2020
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Mustafa
Guest
Nov 5, 2020
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Oct 31, 2020
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Oct 28, 2020
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Kiza
Guest
Oct 26, 2020
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Oct 19, 2020
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Oct 18, 2020
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Mjaka
Guest
Oct 10, 2020
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Rabia
Guest
Oct 9, 2020
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Oct 8, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Sep 30, 2020
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Saidi
Guest
Sep 27, 2020
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Sep 25, 2020
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
