Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on August 17, 2021

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Umi (Guest) on August 14, 2021

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Rabia (Guest) on August 12, 2021

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Salum (Guest) on August 10, 2021

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 10, 2021

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on August 2, 2021

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Chiku (Guest) on August 1, 2021

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Brian Karanja (Guest) on July 29, 2021

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 25, 2021

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Mary Mrope (Guest) on July 12, 2021

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Halimah (Guest) on July 9, 2021

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Anna Sumari (Guest) on June 28, 2021

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on June 26, 2021

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on June 23, 2021

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Mchuma (Guest) on June 22, 2021

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on June 5, 2021

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Sarafina (Guest) on May 20, 2021

😃 Instant mood boost!

Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 13, 2021

😂 I’m saving this one!

Ramadhan (Guest) on May 13, 2021

😄 You got me!

Samuel Were (Guest) on May 11, 2021

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Nassar (Guest) on April 5, 2021

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Victor Kamau (Guest) on March 31, 2021

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Jane Muthui (Guest) on March 26, 2021

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 17, 2021

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on March 15, 2021

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on March 7, 2021

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on March 3, 2021

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Josephine (Guest) on February 28, 2021

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on February 27, 2021

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Fadhili (Guest) on February 26, 2021

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on February 24, 2021

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Kazija (Guest) on February 23, 2021

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Kahina (Guest) on February 23, 2021

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Masika (Guest) on February 19, 2021

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Latifa (Guest) on January 31, 2021

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Zainab (Guest) on January 19, 2021

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

James Kawawa (Guest) on January 19, 2021

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Hashim (Guest) on January 18, 2021

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on January 15, 2021

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Grace Minja (Guest) on January 12, 2021

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Mwanahawa (Guest) on January 9, 2021

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Kazija (Guest) on December 18, 2020

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on December 13, 2020

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on December 12, 2020

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Charles Mchome (Guest) on December 12, 2020

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Abdillah (Guest) on November 24, 2020

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on November 17, 2020

😆 This one really got me!

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on November 14, 2020

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Mustafa (Guest) on November 5, 2020

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on October 31, 2020

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on October 28, 2020

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Kiza (Guest) on October 26, 2020

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on October 19, 2020

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on October 18, 2020

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Mjaka (Guest) on October 10, 2020

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Rabia (Guest) on October 9, 2020

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on October 8, 2020

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Brian Karanja (Guest) on September 30, 2020

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Saidi (Guest) on September 27, 2020

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on September 25, 2020

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰