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Mary Kidata
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Dec 16, 2021
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Faith Kariuki
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Dec 14, 2021
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Betty Kimaro
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Dec 8, 2021
😆 Still cracking up!
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Farida
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Dec 6, 2021
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Dec 1, 2021
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Nov 18, 2021
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Oct 29, 2021
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Josephine Nduta
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Oct 27, 2021
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Mwafirika
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Oct 19, 2021
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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David Ochieng
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Oct 2, 2021
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Irene Akoth
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Sep 26, 2021
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Patrick Mutua
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Sep 25, 2021
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Khadija
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Sep 17, 2021
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Alex Nakitare
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Sep 17, 2021
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Rukia
Guest
Sep 2, 2021
🤣 This one got me good!
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Amani
Guest
Aug 20, 2021
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Zakia
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Aug 15, 2021
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Lucy Mushi
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Aug 8, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Elizabeth Mtei
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Jul 30, 2021
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Mwanajuma
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Jul 26, 2021
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jul 20, 2021
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jul 19, 2021
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jul 6, 2021
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jun 18, 2021
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Mwalimu
Guest
Jun 6, 2021
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Shamsa
Guest
Jun 3, 2021
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
May 30, 2021
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
May 26, 2021
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
May 24, 2021
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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George Wanjala
Guest
May 23, 2021
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Baridi
Guest
May 22, 2021
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Safiya
Guest
May 1, 2021
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Kevin Maina
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Apr 21, 2021
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Mwajuma
Guest
Apr 16, 2021
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Fadhili
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Apr 6, 2021
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Zulekha
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Apr 5, 2021
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Alice Mrema
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Apr 3, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Mar 29, 2021
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Samson Mahiga
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Mar 3, 2021
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Nasra
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Feb 25, 2021
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Baraka
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Feb 18, 2021
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Ndoto
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Feb 18, 2021
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Feb 17, 2021
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Feb 11, 2021
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Brian Karanja
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Jan 27, 2021
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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David Nyerere
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Jan 25, 2021
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Mwalimu
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Jan 21, 2021
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Jaffar
Guest
Jan 18, 2021
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jan 10, 2021
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Khalifa
Guest
Jan 2, 2021
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Abubakar
Guest
Dec 28, 2020
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Shani
Guest
Dec 21, 2020
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Dec 20, 2020
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Issack
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Dec 20, 2020
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Joseph Mallya
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Dec 17, 2020
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Dec 9, 2020
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Dec 7, 2020
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Frank Sokoine
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Dec 7, 2020
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Majid
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Nov 26, 2020
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
