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Mtumwa
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Nov 30, 2021
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Muslima
Guest
Nov 29, 2021
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Nov 27, 2021
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Baraka
Guest
Nov 24, 2021
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Mwachumu
Guest
Nov 20, 2021
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Nov 16, 2021
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Oct 24, 2021
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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John Mwangi
Guest
Oct 23, 2021
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Mwafirika
Guest
Oct 21, 2021
😂 Gotta save this!
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Oct 20, 2021
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Oct 15, 2021
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Abubakari
Guest
Oct 3, 2021
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Khatib
Guest
Sep 30, 2021
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Sep 27, 2021
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Mwajuma
Guest
Sep 16, 2021
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Sofia
Guest
Aug 16, 2021
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Zulekha
Guest
Aug 14, 2021
😁 This just made my day!
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Aug 4, 2021
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Rubea
Guest
Aug 3, 2021
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Jul 26, 2021
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Mzee
Guest
Jul 23, 2021
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Jul 10, 2021
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jul 9, 2021
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Anna Malela
Guest
Jul 8, 2021
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Mgeni
Guest
Jul 7, 2021
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Jul 6, 2021
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Selemani
Guest
Jul 4, 2021
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jul 3, 2021
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jul 3, 2021
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jun 28, 2021
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Jun 26, 2021
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jun 19, 2021
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jun 15, 2021
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Mwanaisha
Guest
May 28, 2021
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Fikiri
Guest
May 21, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
May 14, 2021
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Apr 24, 2021
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Apr 23, 2021
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Rukia
Guest
Apr 22, 2021
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Abubakar
Guest
Apr 21, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Apr 20, 2021
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Mwagonda
Guest
Apr 12, 2021
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Fadhili
Guest
Apr 8, 2021
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Zawadi
Guest
Apr 6, 2021
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Rukia
Guest
Mar 4, 2021
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Feb 21, 2021
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Feb 18, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Feb 16, 2021
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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John Mushi
Guest
Jan 20, 2021
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jan 19, 2021
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jan 9, 2021
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jan 5, 2021
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Dec 20, 2020
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Salima
Guest
Dec 16, 2020
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Makame
Guest
Dec 15, 2020
😄 Perfect joke!
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Victor Malima
Guest
Nov 21, 2020
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Nov 14, 2020
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Nov 9, 2020
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Khamis
Guest
Nov 9, 2020
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Oct 30, 2020
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
