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Rukia
Guest
Mar 10, 2022
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Mwajuma
Guest
Mar 9, 2022
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Ann Awino
Guest
Mar 6, 2022
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Feb 27, 2022
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Feb 14, 2022
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Furaha
Guest
Feb 12, 2022
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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George Mallya
Guest
Feb 5, 2022
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Safiya
Guest
Jan 29, 2022
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jan 28, 2022
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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David Kawawa
Guest
Jan 26, 2022
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Leila
Guest
Jan 18, 2022
😄 Perfect joke!
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Wande
Guest
Jan 11, 2022
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jan 8, 2022
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Kheri
Guest
Jan 1, 2022
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jan 1, 2022
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Dec 17, 2021
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Nasra
Guest
Dec 13, 2021
😂 I’m dying!
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Victor Malima
Guest
Dec 9, 2021
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Binti
Guest
Dec 7, 2021
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Nov 16, 2021
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Nov 13, 2021
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Nov 11, 2021
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Nov 7, 2021
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Nov 6, 2021
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Nov 3, 2021
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Oct 27, 2021
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Oct 12, 2021
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Jafari
Guest
Oct 7, 2021
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Oct 4, 2021
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Sofia
Guest
Oct 3, 2021
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Daudi
Guest
Oct 1, 2021
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Sep 28, 2021
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Ramadhan
Guest
Sep 21, 2021
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Mwafirika
Guest
Sep 18, 2021
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Hassan
Guest
Sep 12, 2021
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Shukuru
Guest
Sep 5, 2021
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Ahmed
Guest
Aug 25, 2021
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Aug 15, 2021
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Aug 11, 2021
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Aug 9, 2021
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Fatuma
Guest
Aug 9, 2021
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Jafari
Guest
Aug 7, 2021
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Jul 30, 2021
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Jul 17, 2021
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Tambwe
Guest
Jul 14, 2021
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Yusuf
Guest
Jul 1, 2021
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Shamim
Guest
Jun 29, 2021
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jun 27, 2021
😁 This is gold!
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Hekima
Guest
Jun 25, 2021
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Jamal
Guest
Jun 22, 2021
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jun 20, 2021
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jun 15, 2021
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Jun 4, 2021
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
May 31, 2021
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Shabani
Guest
May 26, 2021
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Kazija
Guest
May 24, 2021
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
May 9, 2021
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
