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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Sep 28, 2021
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Sep 19, 2021
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Warda
Guest
Sep 18, 2021
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Sep 7, 2021
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Aug 10, 2021
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jul 29, 2021
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Jul 23, 2021
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jun 22, 2021
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jun 21, 2021
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Jaffar
Guest
Jun 8, 2021
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
May 30, 2021
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
May 24, 2021
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
May 22, 2021
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
May 22, 2021
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Ahmed
Guest
May 16, 2021
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
May 16, 2021
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Mwanaidi
Guest
May 15, 2021
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Farida
Guest
May 5, 2021
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
May 5, 2021
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Apr 20, 2021
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Apr 16, 2021
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Apr 2, 2021
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Mar 29, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Khadija
Guest
Mar 29, 2021
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Mchawi
Guest
Mar 25, 2021
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Kazija
Guest
Mar 24, 2021
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Aziza
Guest
Mar 23, 2021
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Mar 20, 2021
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Abdullah
Guest
Mar 11, 2021
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Mar 3, 2021
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Feb 28, 2021
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Feb 24, 2021
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Chiku
Guest
Jan 20, 2021
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Nchi
Guest
Jan 18, 2021
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Nashon
Guest
Jan 9, 2021
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jan 3, 2021
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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John Lissu
Guest
Jan 1, 2021
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Dec 31, 2020
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Dec 19, 2020
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Dec 17, 2020
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Husna
Guest
Dec 12, 2020
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Mwinyi
Guest
Dec 12, 2020
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Dec 9, 2020
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Aziza
Guest
Dec 4, 2020
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Salima
Guest
Nov 15, 2020
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Shabani
Guest
Nov 13, 2020
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Victor Malima
Guest
Nov 12, 2020
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Rahim
Guest
Nov 11, 2020
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Nov 8, 2020
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Oct 27, 2020
🤣 This one got me good!
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Mwanais
Guest
Oct 26, 2020
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Rabia
Guest
Oct 22, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Zawadi
Guest
Oct 7, 2020
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Oct 4, 2020
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Sep 30, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Sep 29, 2020
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Arifa
Guest
Sep 26, 2020
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Nasra
Guest
Sep 17, 2020
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Daudi
Guest
Sep 13, 2020
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
