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David Sokoine
Guest
Oct 12, 2021
Why donβt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! π¦΄π
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David Sokoine
Guest
Oct 11, 2021
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ππ΄
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Juma
Guest
Oct 5, 2021
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ππ
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Abdullah
Guest
Sep 25, 2021
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! π΄ββ οΈπ
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Sep 18, 2021
Why canβt you trust stairs? Because theyβre always up to something! ππ€
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Sep 18, 2021
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. π¬π§Έ
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Mwajabu
Guest
Sep 5, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. π€·ββοΈπ€
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Hashim
Guest
Aug 31, 2021
Sorry, I canβt come to the phone right now. Iβm busy being fabulous. ππ
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Aug 25, 2021
Just what I needed today! Thank you! π
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Mwajuma
Guest
Aug 24, 2021
I hate when Iβm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€πΆ
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Aug 24, 2021
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. πποΈ
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Aug 12, 2021
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. πββοΈπ
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David Nyerere
Guest
Aug 4, 2021
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ππ
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George Ndungu
Guest
Aug 1, 2021
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
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Salma
Guest
Jul 30, 2021
Iβm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. π¦π
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Masika
Guest
Jul 28, 2021
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite exercise? The plank! π΄ββ οΈπ¦΅
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John Mushi
Guest
Jul 14, 2021
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! π¦π
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Jul 5, 2021
Iβm not saying Iβm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? π¦ΈββοΈπ€«
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jul 1, 2021
You know youβre an adult when you get excited about things like βcleaning supplies.β π§Όπ
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Jun 28, 2021
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! π§π₯
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jun 27, 2021
How do you throw a space party? You planet! πͺπ
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Omar
Guest
Jun 18, 2021
This just made my coffee break so much better! βπ
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jun 17, 2021
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. π§ββοΈπ΅
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Jamila
Guest
Jun 15, 2021
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ππ₯
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jun 9, 2021
If Cinderellaβs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? π π€
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Baridi
Guest
Jun 2, 2021
Iβve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnβt say that' to 'What the heck, letβs see what happens'. π€·ββοΈπ€
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Irene Akoth
Guest
May 24, 2021
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§ π€―
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John Malisa
Guest
May 24, 2021
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. π§ββοΈπ€·ββοΈ
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
May 19, 2021
This is the kind of joke you donβt forget! π
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Nyota
Guest
May 16, 2021
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ
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Rashid
Guest
May 3, 2021
If you think nobody cares if youβre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ππ΅
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
May 1, 2021
This joke is a keeper for sure! π
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Hassan
Guest
Apr 19, 2021
I have a degree in sarcasm. ππ
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Mar 27, 2021
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. β‘π΄
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Kahina
Guest
Mar 24, 2021
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. β€οΈπ
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Sharifa
Guest
Mar 21, 2021
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Iβm still cracking up!
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Mar 18, 2021
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Mar 15, 2021
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. π¦πΈ
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Mchawi
Guest
Feb 26, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππͺ
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John Malisa
Guest
Feb 22, 2021
I would lose weight, but I donβt like losing. ποΈββοΈπ
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Feb 19, 2021
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! π β½
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Feb 12, 2021
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Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Feb 10, 2021
I like long walksβespecially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jan 28, 2021
This joke deserves an award! π
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Jan 27, 2021
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? π«β
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jan 13, 2021
Iβm still cracking up, that was brilliant! π€£
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Ahmed
Guest
Jan 12, 2021
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Dec 30, 2020
Whatβs Beethovenβs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! πΉπ
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David Ochieng
Guest
Dec 30, 2020
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! π§ββοΈπΎ
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Dec 21, 2020
I canβt cook, but I can follow directionsβso if I fail, itβs the recipeβs fault. π³π€·ββοΈ
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Dec 18, 2020
π Iβm literally in stitches right now!
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Salma
Guest
Nov 27, 2020
Iβm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iβve lost two days. πΈπ
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Nov 26, 2020
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! βπͺ
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Salum
Guest
Nov 11, 2020
π That punchline!
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Oct 31, 2020
I love sleep because itβs like a time machine to breakfast. ποΈπ₯
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Oct 24, 2020
π Iβm seriously crying over here!
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Oct 20, 2020
I can resist anything except temptation. ππ
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Oct 9, 2020
π Canβt wait to share this!
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Oct 2, 2020
Why donβt some fish play piano? Because you canβt tuna fish! ππΉ
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Mariam
Guest
Sep 25, 2020
π This is pure brilliance!
