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Mazrui
Guest
Feb 25, 2022
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Ramadhan
Guest
Feb 21, 2022
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Mwanais
Guest
Feb 15, 2022
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Feb 14, 2022
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Khalifa
Guest
Feb 11, 2022
😁 This made my day!
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Rahim
Guest
Jan 29, 2022
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jan 25, 2022
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jan 23, 2022
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jan 16, 2022
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Jan 15, 2022
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Shamim
Guest
Dec 30, 2021
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Dec 26, 2021
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Ann Awino
Guest
Dec 26, 2021
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Dec 23, 2021
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Dec 22, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Zakaria
Guest
Dec 18, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Dec 17, 2021
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Safiya
Guest
Dec 15, 2021
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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George Tenga
Guest
Dec 13, 2021
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Nashon
Guest
Dec 11, 2021
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Rubea
Guest
Dec 9, 2021
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Dec 5, 2021
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Dec 4, 2021
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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David Nyerere
Guest
Oct 30, 2021
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Zainab
Guest
Oct 15, 2021
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Khadija
Guest
Sep 24, 2021
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Sep 18, 2021
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Salma
Guest
Sep 13, 2021
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Rehema
Guest
Aug 27, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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David Musyoka
Guest
Aug 26, 2021
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Ibrahim
Guest
Aug 19, 2021
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Aug 16, 2021
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Aug 13, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Anna Malela
Guest
Jul 31, 2021
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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John Malisa
Guest
Jul 28, 2021
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Hashim
Guest
Jul 26, 2021
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jul 22, 2021
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Jul 17, 2021
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Warda
Guest
Jul 12, 2021
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jul 3, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Amina
Guest
Jul 1, 2021
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Issack
Guest
Jun 9, 2021
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Salum
Guest
Jun 4, 2021
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Zainab
Guest
Jun 3, 2021
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
May 16, 2021
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Zainab
Guest
May 1, 2021
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Apr 29, 2021
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Zawadi
Guest
Apr 25, 2021
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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James Mduma
Guest
Apr 18, 2021
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Apr 12, 2021
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Athumani
Guest
Mar 20, 2021
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Mar 17, 2021
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Feb 17, 2021
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Feb 11, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jan 28, 2021
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Mazrui
Guest
Jan 25, 2021
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jan 24, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Nyota
Guest
Jan 16, 2021
😄 Pure comedy gold!
