A witch's favorite subject in school is... SPELLing! 🧙♀️✨
Explanation: This response plays on the wordplay between "spell" as in casting magic spells and "spelling" as in the subject taught in school. By combining the two, we create a funny response that implies witches have a particular affinity for casting spells, making their favorite subject in school "SPELLing" instead of traditional subjects such as math or science. The emoji adds a touch of magic and whimsy to the answer.
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on August 13, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
Zubeida (Guest) on August 12, 2021
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
Mwagonda (Guest) on August 2, 2021
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Susan Wangari (Guest) on August 2, 2021
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
Mary Kendi (Guest) on July 31, 2021
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Irene Makena (Guest) on July 26, 2021
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
James Mduma (Guest) on July 26, 2021
😆 Bookmarking this!
Khamis (Guest) on July 22, 2021
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Amir (Guest) on July 20, 2021
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Michael Mboya (Guest) on July 19, 2021
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
Martin Otieno (Guest) on July 17, 2021
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on July 16, 2021
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on July 9, 2021
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on July 7, 2021
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Shani (Guest) on June 27, 2021
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 24, 2021
😆 That punchline was epic!
Samuel Were (Guest) on June 21, 2021
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on June 15, 2021
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on June 12, 2021
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
Baridi (Guest) on June 12, 2021
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
George Mallya (Guest) on June 6, 2021
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Safiya (Guest) on May 24, 2021
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on May 24, 2021
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on May 22, 2021
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on May 21, 2021
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on May 8, 2021
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Sarafina (Guest) on May 8, 2021
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
Rabia (Guest) on May 2, 2021
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Latifa (Guest) on April 22, 2021
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
Bahati (Guest) on April 19, 2021
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
Latifa (Guest) on April 14, 2021
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
Shukuru (Guest) on March 23, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Samuel Were (Guest) on March 22, 2021
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
Irene Akoth (Guest) on March 20, 2021
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on March 20, 2021
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 20, 2021
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Nahida (Guest) on March 6, 2021
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on February 27, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on February 17, 2021
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
Jaffar (Guest) on February 14, 2021
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Neema (Guest) on February 7, 2021
😂 So funny!
Nuru (Guest) on February 3, 2021
😂 This is too funny!
Victor Kimario (Guest) on February 2, 2021
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on February 2, 2021
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
Hassan (Guest) on February 1, 2021
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Fadhila (Guest) on January 30, 2021
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on January 28, 2021
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
Fadhili (Guest) on January 19, 2021
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on January 10, 2021
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
Latifa (Guest) on January 8, 2021
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Khatib (Guest) on December 15, 2020
😅 I’m still laughing!
George Mallya (Guest) on December 1, 2020
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
Nancy Komba (Guest) on November 30, 2020
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
Rubea (Guest) on November 22, 2020
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
John Malisa (Guest) on November 21, 2020
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on November 16, 2020
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on October 24, 2020
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Neema (Guest) on October 19, 2020
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Mwalimu (Guest) on October 15, 2020
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on October 13, 2020
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆