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What is Dracula’s favorite fruit?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Dracula's favorite fruit is a 🩸🍎"Bloody Apple"! πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈπŸ

Explanation: Dracula, being known for his love of blood, would naturally prefer a fruit that matches his taste for the macabre. The "Bloody Apple" combines the spooky essence of vampires and the traditional fruit we all know, turning it into a witty and amusing choice for Dracula's favorite fruit. Plus, it adds a little twist to the common answer of "blood orange" that people might expect! πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈπŸ₯³πŸŽ

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