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Mwanahawa
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Jan 5, 2022
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Dec 23, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Dec 18, 2021
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Issack
Guest
Dec 17, 2021
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Dec 16, 2021
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Salma
Guest
Dec 11, 2021
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Mwajabu
Guest
Dec 8, 2021
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Dec 4, 2021
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Nov 24, 2021
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Rehema
Guest
Nov 14, 2021
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Jaffar
Guest
Nov 11, 2021
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Zuhura
Guest
Nov 11, 2021
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Hassan
Guest
Oct 8, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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James Kawawa
Guest
Oct 8, 2021
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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David Chacha
Guest
Sep 20, 2021
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Sep 15, 2021
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Mjaka
Guest
Sep 13, 2021
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Sekela
Guest
Sep 7, 2021
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Daudi
Guest
Sep 5, 2021
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Sep 4, 2021
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Furaha
Guest
Aug 26, 2021
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Aug 26, 2021
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Aug 22, 2021
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Aug 19, 2021
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Aug 10, 2021
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Bahati
Guest
Aug 6, 2021
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Jul 30, 2021
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jul 25, 2021
😁 This just made my day!
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jul 15, 2021
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Amani
Guest
Jul 10, 2021
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jul 6, 2021
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Zawadi
Guest
Jun 27, 2021
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jun 18, 2021
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Masika
Guest
Jun 6, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
May 28, 2021
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Ann Awino
Guest
May 18, 2021
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Rashid
Guest
May 18, 2021
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Apr 26, 2021
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Neema
Guest
Apr 8, 2021
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Apr 2, 2021
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Issa
Guest
Mar 27, 2021
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Josephine
Guest
Mar 24, 2021
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Mar 20, 2021
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Mar 18, 2021
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Mar 18, 2021
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Athumani
Guest
Mar 15, 2021
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Mar 9, 2021
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Mwalimu
Guest
Mar 5, 2021
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Halima
Guest
Jan 28, 2021
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jan 26, 2021
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jan 24, 2021
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jan 5, 2021
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Dec 27, 2020
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Dec 24, 2020
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Dec 13, 2020
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Anna Malela
Guest
Dec 13, 2020
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Dec 11, 2020
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Yahya
Guest
Dec 7, 2020
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Fadhila
Guest
Nov 27, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
