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Nicholas Wanjohi
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Nov 15, 2021
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Nov 14, 2021
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Mwinyi
Guest
Oct 30, 2021
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Shukuru
Guest
Oct 28, 2021
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Oct 21, 2021
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Maneno
Guest
Oct 9, 2021
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Oct 1, 2021
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Sep 30, 2021
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Khadija
Guest
Sep 26, 2021
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Sep 21, 2021
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Sep 16, 2021
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Majid
Guest
Sep 16, 2021
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Yusuf
Guest
Sep 9, 2021
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Sep 7, 2021
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Tabu
Guest
Aug 19, 2021
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Aug 17, 2021
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Aug 16, 2021
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Aug 15, 2021
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Jamal
Guest
Aug 13, 2021
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Aug 10, 2021
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jul 23, 2021
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jul 21, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Arifa
Guest
Jul 20, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jul 12, 2021
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jul 12, 2021
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Jamal
Guest
Jul 9, 2021
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jul 6, 2021
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Warda
Guest
Jun 27, 2021
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Hawa
Guest
Jun 21, 2021
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jun 10, 2021
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
May 21, 2021
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Hassan
Guest
May 15, 2021
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Zubeida
Guest
Apr 24, 2021
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Sarafina
Guest
Apr 22, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Apr 11, 2021
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Nahida
Guest
Apr 5, 2021
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Shamsa
Guest
Mar 23, 2021
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Mar 2, 2021
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Feb 27, 2021
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Feb 26, 2021
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Ahmed
Guest
Feb 22, 2021
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Selemani
Guest
Feb 13, 2021
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Mwajabu
Guest
Feb 7, 2021
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Feb 2, 2021
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jan 26, 2021
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jan 21, 2021
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jan 17, 2021
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Nchi
Guest
Jan 13, 2021
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Safiya
Guest
Jan 2, 2021
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Dec 31, 2020
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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David Musyoka
Guest
Dec 18, 2020
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Dec 17, 2020
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Dec 9, 2020
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Dec 1, 2020
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Nov 27, 2020
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Makame
Guest
Nov 25, 2020
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Nov 24, 2020
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Nov 11, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
