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Daudi
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Dec 21, 2021
Thanks Ackyshine
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Dec 13, 2021
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Khamis
Guest
Dec 13, 2021
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Yusra
Guest
Dec 12, 2021
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Mwagonda
Guest
Dec 10, 2021
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Ibrahim
Guest
Dec 8, 2021
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Dec 1, 2021
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Saidi
Guest
Nov 30, 2021
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Nov 28, 2021
😁 This just made my day!
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Azima
Guest
Nov 22, 2021
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Nov 21, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Nov 12, 2021
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Makame
Guest
Nov 10, 2021
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Rubea
Guest
Nov 7, 2021
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Oct 29, 2021
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Fadhili
Guest
Oct 27, 2021
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Oct 23, 2021
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Oct 14, 2021
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Salum
Guest
Oct 10, 2021
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Oct 7, 2021
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Oct 6, 2021
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Fadhili
Guest
Sep 17, 2021
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Issack
Guest
Sep 10, 2021
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Aug 31, 2021
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Rahim
Guest
Aug 28, 2021
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Aug 23, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Robert Okello
Guest
Aug 14, 2021
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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David Kawawa
Guest
Aug 1, 2021
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Ahmed
Guest
Aug 1, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jul 31, 2021
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Jul 22, 2021
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jul 19, 2021
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Selemani
Guest
Jul 7, 2021
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jul 3, 2021
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jul 3, 2021
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Binti
Guest
Jul 2, 2021
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Habiba
Guest
Jul 1, 2021
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jun 30, 2021
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jun 29, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Jun 20, 2021
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Anna Malela
Guest
Jun 18, 2021
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jun 14, 2021
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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David Kawawa
Guest
Jun 13, 2021
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Nasra
Guest
Jun 8, 2021
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jun 5, 2021
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jun 5, 2021
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jun 1, 2021
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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John Malisa
Guest
May 24, 2021
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
May 13, 2021
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Kijakazi
Guest
May 2, 2021
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Makame
Guest
May 1, 2021
😂 Gotta save this!
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Apr 21, 2021
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Apr 8, 2021
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Fikiri
Guest
Apr 5, 2021
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Apr 1, 2021
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Mar 28, 2021
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Mar 16, 2021
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Mar 10, 2021
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Mar 10, 2021
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Mar 9, 2021
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
