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Yahya
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Oct 21, 2021
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
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Daudi
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Oct 14, 2021
๐ Canโt stop laughing!
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Francis Mrope
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Oct 13, 2021
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
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Charles Wafula
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Oct 10, 2021
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
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Majid
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Oct 7, 2021
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Oct 5, 2021
๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
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Abubakari
Guest
Sep 18, 2021
I donโt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ๐
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Kassim
Guest
Sep 18, 2021
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
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Mwajuma
Guest
Sep 17, 2021
๐ Pure comedy gold!
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Sep 17, 2021
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
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Abdillah
Guest
Sep 15, 2021
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐คช
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Sep 14, 2021
๐ What a joke!
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Sep 13, 2021
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
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Nassor
Guest
Sep 12, 2021
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
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Abubakar
Guest
Sep 8, 2021
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐
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Nchi
Guest
Sep 3, 2021
๐ Rolling on the floor!
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Warda
Guest
Aug 22, 2021
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Aug 15, 2021
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Aug 9, 2021
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
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Kijakazi
Guest
Aug 3, 2021
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jul 19, 2021
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jul 18, 2021
This just made my coffee break so much better! โ๐
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Jul 16, 2021
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐๐ฅ
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Hashim
Guest
Jul 14, 2021
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jul 12, 2021
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jun 30, 2021
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Jun 23, 2021
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
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Muslima
Guest
Jun 7, 2021
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jun 4, 2021
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐
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Mary Mrope
Guest
May 16, 2021
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐๐ฅ
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
May 12, 2021
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
May 3, 2021
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ
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Amina
Guest
Apr 23, 2021
I canโt brain today. I has the dumb. ๐ง ๐คฏ
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Abdillah
Guest
Apr 20, 2021
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Apr 18, 2021
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐ฆ๐ด
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Nchi
Guest
Apr 15, 2021
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
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James Kawawa
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Apr 10, 2021
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Apr 5, 2021
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! ๐
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Mwinyi
Guest
Mar 27, 2021
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
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Jafari
Guest
Mar 22, 2021
๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Mar 19, 2021
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Mar 17, 2021
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
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Andrew Mchome
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Mar 13, 2021
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Mar 10, 2021
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
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Amina
Guest
Feb 28, 2021
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐โ๏ธ
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Halimah
Guest
Feb 28, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
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Mwafirika
Guest
Feb 27, 2021
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
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David Chacha
Guest
Feb 24, 2021
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! ๐ง๐ฅ
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Feb 22, 2021
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
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Arifa
Guest
Feb 18, 2021
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโฆ ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ
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James Mduma
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Feb 8, 2021
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jan 9, 2021
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jan 3, 2021
๐ You totally won the internet today!
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jan 2, 2021
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jan 1, 2021
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Dec 30, 2020
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
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Rubea
Guest
Dec 20, 2020
Why donโt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐ฆ๐ค
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Dec 11, 2020
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Nov 23, 2020
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
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Fadhila
Guest
Nov 17, 2020
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐ฐ๐๏ธ
