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Charles Mboje
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Jan 10, 2022
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Josephine
Guest
Jan 3, 2022
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Mwajuma
Guest
Dec 30, 2021
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Dec 22, 2021
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Dec 19, 2021
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Nuru
Guest
Dec 18, 2021
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Dec 5, 2021
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Dec 2, 2021
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Zuhura
Guest
Nov 23, 2021
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Nyota
Guest
Nov 21, 2021
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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John Mwangi
Guest
Nov 20, 2021
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Nov 10, 2021
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Robert Okello
Guest
Nov 7, 2021
😂 I’m dying!
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Sofia
Guest
Nov 1, 2021
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Oct 28, 2021
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Mariam
Guest
Oct 22, 2021
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Oct 22, 2021
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Oct 15, 2021
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Oct 13, 2021
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Oct 13, 2021
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Oct 11, 2021
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Oct 5, 2021
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Sep 30, 2021
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Sep 12, 2021
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Daudi
Guest
Sep 6, 2021
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Raha
Guest
Aug 31, 2021
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Sarafina
Guest
Aug 16, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Aug 16, 2021
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Aug 11, 2021
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Aug 9, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Ann Awino
Guest
Aug 2, 2021
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Faiza
Guest
Jul 24, 2021
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Jul 21, 2021
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jul 9, 2021
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jun 28, 2021
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jun 22, 2021
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Jun 18, 2021
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Mariam
Guest
Jun 17, 2021
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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David Chacha
Guest
Jun 3, 2021
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
May 20, 2021
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Mwanaisha
Guest
May 13, 2021
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Mary Kendi
Guest
May 2, 2021
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Apr 25, 2021
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Rashid
Guest
Apr 25, 2021
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Samuel Were
Guest
Apr 20, 2021
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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George Ndungu
Guest
Apr 9, 2021
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Apr 3, 2021
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Josephine Nekesa
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Mar 28, 2021
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Jabir
Guest
Mar 20, 2021
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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David Musyoka
Guest
Mar 19, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Jaffar
Guest
Feb 28, 2021
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Masika
Guest
Feb 21, 2021
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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James Mduma
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Feb 16, 2021
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Feb 11, 2021
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Feb 8, 2021
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Hamida
Guest
Jan 31, 2021
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Khadija
Guest
Jan 28, 2021
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jan 26, 2021
😆 Saving this one!
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jan 26, 2021
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Paul Kamau
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Jan 24, 2021
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
