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Safiya
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Dec 28, 2021
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Dec 22, 2021
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Andrew Odhiambo
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Dec 22, 2021
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Esther Nyambura
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Dec 19, 2021
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Kahina
Guest
Dec 10, 2021
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Fadhili
Guest
Dec 9, 2021
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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George Wanjala
Guest
Dec 2, 2021
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Nov 26, 2021
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Fatuma
Guest
Nov 25, 2021
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Zubeida
Guest
Nov 10, 2021
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Maimuna
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Oct 27, 2021
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Shabani
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Oct 24, 2021
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Oct 21, 2021
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Zawadi
Guest
Oct 1, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Sep 11, 2021
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Joseph Kiwanga
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Sep 8, 2021
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Nahida
Guest
Sep 6, 2021
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Sep 1, 2021
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Stephen Mushi
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Aug 27, 2021
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Khalifa
Guest
Aug 18, 2021
😄 You got me good!
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Muslima
Guest
Aug 7, 2021
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Arifa
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Jul 30, 2021
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jul 15, 2021
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Habiba
Guest
Jun 28, 2021
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jun 27, 2021
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jun 20, 2021
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jun 19, 2021
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Sharifa
Guest
Jun 16, 2021
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Fatuma
Guest
Jun 16, 2021
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jun 9, 2021
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Baraka
Guest
Jun 8, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jun 2, 2021
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Mwagonda
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May 23, 2021
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Mjaka
Guest
May 22, 2021
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Makame
Guest
May 22, 2021
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
May 10, 2021
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
May 9, 2021
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
May 8, 2021
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
May 7, 2021
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Daudi
Guest
May 5, 2021
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Apr 26, 2021
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Apr 24, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Fadhila
Guest
Apr 11, 2021
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Ibrahim
Guest
Apr 9, 2021
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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John Kamande
Guest
Apr 8, 2021
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Mjaka
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Apr 4, 2021
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Hellen Nduta
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Mar 30, 2021
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Mar 30, 2021
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Sumaya
Guest
Mar 28, 2021
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Mwajabu
Guest
Mar 6, 2021
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Mar 5, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Feb 19, 2021
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Biashara
Guest
Feb 16, 2021
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Kahina
Guest
Feb 13, 2021
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Feb 3, 2021
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Zuhura
Guest
Jan 31, 2021
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jan 20, 2021
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Latifa
Guest
Jan 7, 2021
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jan 7, 2021
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
