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Irene Akoth
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Dec 21, 2021
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Raha
Guest
Dec 14, 2021
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Faith Kariuki
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Dec 10, 2021
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Dec 2, 2021
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Nassor
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Nov 22, 2021
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Josephine Nekesa
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Nov 14, 2021
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Nov 13, 2021
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Makame
Guest
Nov 7, 2021
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Nasra
Guest
Nov 3, 2021
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Oct 22, 2021
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Oct 17, 2021
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Oct 13, 2021
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Oct 12, 2021
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Oct 2, 2021
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Betty Cheruiyot
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Sep 25, 2021
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Sep 6, 2021
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Robert Okello
Guest
Sep 5, 2021
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Sep 4, 2021
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Jaffar
Guest
Sep 2, 2021
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Mazrui
Guest
Sep 1, 2021
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Saidi
Guest
Aug 28, 2021
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Aug 20, 2021
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Latifa
Guest
Aug 18, 2021
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Aug 12, 2021
😅 I needed that!
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Aug 4, 2021
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Zubeida
Guest
Jul 31, 2021
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jul 23, 2021
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jul 22, 2021
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Frank Sokoine
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Jul 19, 2021
🤣 This one got me good!
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jul 18, 2021
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jul 13, 2021
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jul 12, 2021
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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James Kimani
Guest
Jul 3, 2021
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Daudi
Guest
Jun 24, 2021
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jun 22, 2021
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Mgeni
Guest
Jun 19, 2021
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Victor Kimario
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Jun 12, 2021
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Kenneth Murithi
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Jun 3, 2021
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jun 1, 2021
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
May 22, 2021
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
May 21, 2021
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Anna Malela
Guest
May 15, 2021
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Mwagonda
Guest
May 13, 2021
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
May 6, 2021
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Ann Wambui
Guest
May 2, 2021
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Salum
Guest
Apr 30, 2021
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Apr 29, 2021
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Nahida
Guest
Apr 28, 2021
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Omar
Guest
Apr 25, 2021
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Apr 25, 2021
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Apr 24, 2021
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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George Mallya
Guest
Apr 22, 2021
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Apr 19, 2021
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Apr 19, 2021
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Apr 18, 2021
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Apr 13, 2021
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Mar 24, 2021
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Mar 23, 2021
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Mjaka
Guest
Mar 16, 2021
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Mwinyi
Guest
Feb 20, 2021
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
