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Daniel Obura
Guest
Mar 2, 2022
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Feb 24, 2022
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Halima
Guest
Feb 23, 2022
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Issack
Guest
Feb 21, 2022
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Feb 19, 2022
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Feb 7, 2022
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jan 31, 2022
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jan 26, 2022
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Bahati
Guest
Jan 9, 2022
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Rahma
Guest
Jan 6, 2022
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Mwagonda
Guest
Dec 31, 2021
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Dec 29, 2021
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Kassim
Guest
Dec 27, 2021
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Dec 27, 2021
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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John Mwangi
Guest
Dec 24, 2021
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Biashara
Guest
Dec 23, 2021
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Mustafa
Guest
Dec 22, 2021
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Dec 18, 2021
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Dec 16, 2021
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Dec 9, 2021
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Dec 7, 2021
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Azima
Guest
Dec 7, 2021
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Dec 5, 2021
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Dec 3, 2021
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Nov 30, 2021
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Nuru
Guest
Nov 29, 2021
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Nassor
Guest
Nov 21, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Grace Minja
Guest
Nov 6, 2021
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Oct 28, 2021
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Oct 24, 2021
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Oct 20, 2021
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Oct 17, 2021
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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George Tenga
Guest
Oct 15, 2021
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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John Kamande
Guest
Oct 13, 2021
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Sep 30, 2021
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Sep 28, 2021
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Jafari
Guest
Sep 15, 2021
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Mustafa
Guest
Sep 4, 2021
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Fadhili
Guest
Sep 1, 2021
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Khadija
Guest
Aug 24, 2021
😁 This made my day!
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Aug 24, 2021
😄 What a joke!
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Mwajuma
Guest
Aug 19, 2021
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Aug 16, 2021
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Aug 14, 2021
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Aug 1, 2021
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jul 28, 2021
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Jul 13, 2021
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jul 9, 2021
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Zulekha
Guest
Jun 29, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jun 1, 2021
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Warda
Guest
May 15, 2021
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Muslima
Guest
May 5, 2021
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Apr 17, 2021
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Apr 9, 2021
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Apr 8, 2021
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Ibrahim
Guest
Apr 8, 2021
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Jamila
Guest
Apr 5, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
