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Mwanaidha
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Oct 17, 2021
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Baridi
Guest
Oct 13, 2021
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Rehema
Guest
Oct 11, 2021
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Mtumwa
Guest
Oct 8, 2021
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Sumaya
Guest
Sep 30, 2021
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Salma
Guest
Sep 23, 2021
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Rubea
Guest
Sep 12, 2021
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Salima
Guest
Sep 1, 2021
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Aug 28, 2021
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Kahina
Guest
Aug 20, 2021
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Salma
Guest
Aug 18, 2021
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Aug 15, 2021
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Aug 8, 2021
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Shamim
Guest
Aug 7, 2021
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Tabu
Guest
Jul 19, 2021
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jul 13, 2021
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jul 5, 2021
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Jun 29, 2021
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jun 25, 2021
🤣 Sending this now!
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Mgeni
Guest
Jun 19, 2021
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Amina
Guest
May 29, 2021
😄 You got me good!
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
May 26, 2021
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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George Mallya
Guest
May 22, 2021
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Nchi
Guest
May 21, 2021
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Charles Wafula
Guest
May 6, 2021
😂 This is a keeper!
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
May 3, 2021
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Apr 21, 2021
😂 Sharing right away!
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Faiza
Guest
Apr 18, 2021
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Sultan
Guest
Apr 6, 2021
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Mar 31, 2021
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Mwagonda
Guest
Mar 25, 2021
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Neema
Guest
Mar 25, 2021
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Wande
Guest
Mar 19, 2021
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Mar 9, 2021
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Mar 9, 2021
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Zakaria
Guest
Feb 23, 2021
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Mohamed
Guest
Feb 21, 2021
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Feb 19, 2021
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Feb 15, 2021
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Zulekha
Guest
Feb 15, 2021
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Mariam
Guest
Feb 15, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Feb 10, 2021
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Feb 10, 2021
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Feb 2, 2021
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jan 26, 2021
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jan 18, 2021
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Fatuma
Guest
Jan 17, 2021
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jan 9, 2021
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Zakia
Guest
Jan 5, 2021
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jan 4, 2021
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Rahim
Guest
Dec 28, 2020
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Warda
Guest
Dec 26, 2020
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Irene Makena
Guest
Dec 23, 2020
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Maneno
Guest
Dec 15, 2020
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Ann Awino
Guest
Dec 14, 2020
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Samuel Were
Guest
Dec 5, 2020
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Dec 4, 2020
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Dec 2, 2020
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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James Malima
Guest
Nov 28, 2020
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
