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Ann Wambui
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Jan 11, 2021
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jan 10, 2021
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Dec 30, 2020
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Majid
Guest
Dec 26, 2020
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Dec 20, 2020
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Mwinyi
Guest
Dec 12, 2020
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Sekela
Guest
Dec 11, 2020
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Dec 8, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Khatib
Guest
Dec 7, 2020
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Warda
Guest
Dec 5, 2020
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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George Tenga
Guest
Nov 27, 2020
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Nov 11, 2020
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Nov 10, 2020
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Nov 7, 2020
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Latifa
Guest
Oct 25, 2020
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Irene Makena
Guest
Oct 20, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Kiza
Guest
Oct 20, 2020
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Oct 3, 2020
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Oct 2, 2020
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Sep 28, 2020
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Sep 25, 2020
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Sep 21, 2020
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Mwalimu
Guest
Sep 12, 2020
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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George Ndungu
Guest
Sep 8, 2020
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Sep 6, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Aug 7, 2020
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Khatib
Guest
Aug 4, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jul 20, 2020
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jul 11, 2020
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jul 9, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Abdullah
Guest
Jul 4, 2020
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Makame
Guest
Jul 2, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
May 28, 2020
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
May 23, 2020
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Charles Mboje
Guest
May 10, 2020
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Zuhura
Guest
May 3, 2020
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Binti
Guest
May 2, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Kiza
Guest
Apr 30, 2020
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Apr 24, 2020
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Apr 22, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Apr 2, 2020
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Mar 29, 2020
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Mustafa
Guest
Feb 17, 2020
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Issack
Guest
Feb 13, 2020
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Feb 7, 2020
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jan 23, 2020
😁 This made my day!
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Zakaria
Guest
Jan 22, 2020
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Hekima
Guest
Jan 19, 2020
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jan 18, 2020
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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John Lissu
Guest
Jan 12, 2020
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jan 5, 2020
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Frank Macha
Guest
Dec 24, 2019
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Shani
Guest
Dec 19, 2019
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Dec 11, 2019
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Nov 26, 2019
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
