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Wande
Guest
Dec 29, 2020
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Nuru
Guest
Dec 27, 2020
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Dec 21, 2020
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Dec 19, 2020
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Amir
Guest
Dec 14, 2020
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Halima
Guest
Dec 7, 2020
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Jamila
Guest
Nov 26, 2020
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Nov 12, 2020
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Amir
Guest
Oct 31, 2020
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Nuru
Guest
Oct 26, 2020
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Oct 26, 2020
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Oct 16, 2020
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Oct 16, 2020
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Oct 11, 2020
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Oct 7, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Mchawi
Guest
Sep 21, 2020
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Omar
Guest
Sep 11, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Maimuna
Guest
Sep 2, 2020
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Aug 24, 2020
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Aug 21, 2020
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Mhina
Guest
Aug 17, 2020
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Aug 16, 2020
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Abdillah
Guest
Aug 15, 2020
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Aug 6, 2020
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Jamal
Guest
Jul 28, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Jul 27, 2020
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Binti
Guest
Jul 18, 2020
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jul 13, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Jul 9, 2020
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Salum
Guest
Jul 2, 2020
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jun 27, 2020
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Shabani
Guest
Jun 18, 2020
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Mwanahawa
Guest
May 18, 2020
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
May 13, 2020
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Jamal
Guest
May 10, 2020
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
May 8, 2020
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Diana Mallya
Guest
May 2, 2020
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Hashim
Guest
Apr 28, 2020
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Apr 26, 2020
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Apr 25, 2020
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Chiku
Guest
Apr 21, 2020
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Mchawi
Guest
Apr 21, 2020
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Apr 17, 2020
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Zakaria
Guest
Apr 13, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Apr 12, 2020
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Apr 1, 2020
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Mar 30, 2020
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Mar 22, 2020
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Asha
Guest
Mar 17, 2020
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Mar 9, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Fikiri
Guest
Mar 2, 2020
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Fadhili
Guest
Mar 1, 2020
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Feb 8, 2020
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Feb 6, 2020
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jan 11, 2020
😄 You got me good!
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Jan 9, 2020
😄 Too good!
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Omari
Guest
Jan 7, 2020
😂 This is a keeper!
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Salima
Guest
Jan 7, 2020
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jan 4, 2020
😄 Perfect joke!
