Answer: The turkey stayed in a "gobble-tel"! 🦃🏨
Explanation: This humorous answer plays on the word "hotel" by replacing it with "gobble-tel," creating a funny image of the turkey enjoying a little vacation before being roasted. The use of the turkey emoji adds to the playful and cheerful tone of the response.
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Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
James Malima (Guest) on November 25, 2020
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on November 24, 2020
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
George Mallya (Guest) on November 17, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
George Wanjala (Guest) on November 11, 2020
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
Daniel Obura (Guest) on November 10, 2020
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
Ramadhan (Guest) on November 7, 2020
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on November 2, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
Athumani (Guest) on October 30, 2020
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on October 19, 2020
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
John Lissu (Guest) on September 4, 2020
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Sultan (Guest) on September 3, 2020
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Kahina (Guest) on August 9, 2020
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Baridi (Guest) on August 1, 2020
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on August 1, 2020
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Khatib (Guest) on July 23, 2020
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Zakia (Guest) on July 14, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on June 30, 2020
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
Zawadi (Guest) on June 25, 2020
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
James Kimani (Guest) on June 17, 2020
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Hamida (Guest) on June 16, 2020
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I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on June 7, 2020
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
Peter Otieno (Guest) on May 27, 2020
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Abdullah (Guest) on May 26, 2020
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Hekima (Guest) on April 28, 2020
😄 Nailed it!
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The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
John Malisa (Guest) on April 8, 2020
😆 This one really got me!
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I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on April 2, 2020
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
Anna Malela (Guest) on March 23, 2020
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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😅 I needed that laugh!
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Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
Saidi (Guest) on March 3, 2020
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Umi (Guest) on February 8, 2020
😄 What a joke!
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What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on January 31, 2020
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on January 29, 2020
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on January 21, 2020
😆 That punchline was epic!
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on January 3, 2020
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Warda (Guest) on January 1, 2020
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